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JERMEY PAXMAN
So is it Mr Dalek?

DALEKS
We have evolved beyond your primitive names! We are Daleks supereme!

JEREMY PAXMAN
Yes all very good. But how did you first get on BBC?

DALEKS
We are the supreme evil, the perfect race!

JEREMY PAXMAN
Yes but you're avoiding the question. How did you get such a supreme slot on BBC1?

DALEKS
I was spit roasted by Jimmy Saville and Stewart Hall.

Quote: Tursiops @ May 27 2013, 8:51 PM BST

The problem being that they were mostly written by Moffatt.

Is Chris Boucher still working?

Chris Boucher sent in written comments for the Face of Evil commentary rather than appear - he seems to be something of a recluse. Bob Baker says on the Nightmare of Eden DVD that he offered his services to RTD but was rebuffed.

I think we can assume that he wasn't the only one.

The next time I'm in camden I'll buy an Hawaiian shirt from the market and send it into the Dr. Who production office. Moffatt is the new John Nathan Turner.

He's killing the show but he won't leave.

In case it hasn't been posted already, "6 lines of JavaScript that write Doctor Who plots indistinguishable from the current series..."

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/drwho/

Generates random Doctor Who plots, eg:

The Doctor has always wanted to show Clara an asteroid, but Clara thinks she can hear a child's tears. The Doctor, Clara, and Clara's two charges discover the first Sontarans. Clara's memories of her father save the day. Jessie J briefly appears.

The Doctor promises to take Clara to Arcateen V, but all is not as it first appears. The visitors uncover the secret of the first Gelth. A previously unseen setting of the Sonic Screwdriver saves the day. Julian Clary features in a flashback sequence.

he Doctor has vowed to return to the Moon, but the Sonic Screwdriver picks up a signal from an unexpected lifeform. Isolated from Clara, the Doctor goes on to have tough choices to make about the Daleks. The Doctor's love for Clara saves the day. Ringo Starr kisses the Doctor.

This might be a good one: :D

A robot materialises inside the TARDIS, with a message from Gallifrey, but an old enemy awaits. Clara and the Doctor discover the first Adherents of the Repeated Meme. Dematerialising the TARDIS at exactly the right moment saves the day. Katy from CBeebies appears as the narrator.

Rumours in anoraky circles that an announcement is soon to be made about when Matt Smith will leave.

After the Christmas special

He's gone pity they couldn't replace Moffat at the same time.

Very sad, the best modern Doctor; I personally would have liked him to do one more year, feels too soon.

David Tennant was well better. Matt Smith was the worst doctor out of the lot.

Quote: David Smith @ June 1 2013, 11:11 PM BST

Matt Smith was the worst doctor out of the lot.

It's all subjective of course, but to me that's big hairy balls, David. He's been first rate.

Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2013, 1:48 PM BST

JERMEY PAXMAN
So is it Mr Dalek?

DALEKS
We have evolved beyond your primitive names! We are Daleks supereme!

JEREMY PAXMAN
Yes all very good. But how did you first get on BBC?

DALEKS
We are the supreme evil, the perfect race!

JEREMY PAXMAN
Yes but you're avoiding the question. How did you get such a supreme slot on BBC1?

DALEKS
I was spit roasted by Jimmy Saville and Stewart Hall.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 1 2013, 11:13 PM BST

It's all subjective of course, but to me that's big hairy balls, David. He's been first rate.

First rate in some second rate stories.

I mean Tenant is a very fine actor, but he's looked a total pudding when he's been expected to be some sort of gurning spastic.

Ecclestone looked like he was going to cry when he was expected to be nice.

But yeh Matt Smith very cool; especially doing the whole

"now I'm going to be the tough Dr shtick!"

I will accept Damien Molony or Zawe Ashton (as Vod) as the next Doctor. AND NO ONE ELSE.

Until someone suggests someone else good that I hadn't thought of.

Sean Pertwee?

Kevin Eldon

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