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Can we have a song sketch comp?

Paweeeeeease!

You've written a good song haven't you Charley?
Is it a rude one?

I wrote a real one which was naughty.
I had a go at a Grease one too. I want an excuse to do more though.
I reckon we should have a song sketch comp. It will be fun.
Where is Azza. (Shouts) Oiiiiiiii Grammaron where are you. Authorise this now!

Ps. By real one I meant own music too.It is pretty poor! Laughing out loud

Oh you mean an actual audio post rather than a scripted song?
How did I know yours would be naughty? What a guess!

I can't do audio at the mo:(.
Scripted would be cool.

Good guess on the naughty Laughing out loud

PS here is my Dear Deirdre if you wanna check it out. Needs loads of work.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/467

Sure. Go ahead...

Nice idea Charley.

Oooo. I can but my life on Ashes to Ashes/Valentine/Shit/Anal song I wrote last year when Newsrevue wanted a female song. Surpisingly they weren't do impressed with it :( Laughing out loud Chorus is sung together

Can you remember a guy that's been
romantic with you
I've heard a rumour romance is dead
Oh no, don't say it's true

They don’t pick up on our signs
I’m happy, hope you’re happy too
They’ve done all they want to do
Now they’re sleeping

All we want is a little compassion
No pictures of girls in awkward positions

They have to have money and their own hair
And I’m hoping to get lucky but I’m aging

Flowers and Chocolates, Food and Wine
Valentines a special time
But they always ask
Can we do it up the…ass

Time and again I tell myself
I'll stay clear tonight
But my little black book is calling me
Oh no not again
I’m stuck with an ugly friend
I’m not happy, she’s not happy too
I ask for a light but I have no cigarettes

I’ve never met a sweet man
I’ve never met a bad man
We’ve never met the right man its true, boo hooh (line sung by both singers)
All I want is a man who’s keen
All I want is a man who’s mean

Flowers and Chocolates, Food and Wine
Valentines a special time
But they always ask
Can we do it up the…ass

My mama said to get things done
You’d better cheer up and have some fun

My mama said to get things done
You’d better cheer up and have some fun

My mama said to get things done
You’d better cheer up and have some fun

My mama said to get things done
You’d better cheer up and have some fun

Laughing out loud Great AJP

So if I was to look after it & do all the shit with it can we have one.
Or if someone with more ability wants to then cool.
It can be like the sketch comp. We will put any on at first & then take it in turns to pick a subject.
Oh say I can. Paweeeeeeeeeease

Do it Charley. Go go go!

Awwwwwww Fankoo

Its not officially mod-approved yet but screw the corperate sell outs lets go underground :)

Yeyyyyy underground it is.
Stick yours on there AJP!

Does it have to be a song sketch, or can it just be a song? I have a song.

Yep. Put it on hun.

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