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Top 3 wishes?

What are your top 3 wishes?

1. Money.
2. Food.
3. No global warming.

1. World domination.
2. Pain and terror to all.
3. Free cake on Sundays.

Lee we should have free cakes everyday!

Quote: David Smith @ May 30 2013, 8:32 PM BST

Lee we should have free cakes everyday!

See:

Quote: Lee @ May 30 2013, 8:31 PM BST

2. Pain and terror to all.

Lee your mean sometimes :)

I rule with an iron fist.

So your a monkey with an Iron fist?

That's what the ladies say Cool

Yeah I can imagine you being that fox of Foxy Lady bingo.com

Happiness.
Money.
A stronger strap to securely lash my penis to my ankle.

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2013, 9:15 PM BST

A stronger strap to securely lash my penis to my ankle.

You must have very short legs.

Quote: Lee @ May 30 2013, 9:18 PM BST

You must have very short legs.

I've already lost count of how many times I have to wrap it around my thigh.

1.To leave this forum and come back to the forum as a different person (I want to do that but Aaron won't let me do that)

Your posting style is very distinctive, David. It wasn't hard to tell when you did sign up that you had been here before.

Quote: Aaron @ May 30 2013, 9:20 PM BST

I've already lost count of how many times I have to wrap it around my thigh.

Like I said, tiny legs.

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