Is there anything that you would love to try but never told anyone?
Secretly I would like to:
Try Kite surfing
Ride a bike in velodrome
Grow my own veggies despite having no other inclination for any other form of gardening.
Secretly I want to....?
Punch a zebra in London Zoo in front of the queen.
Abduct a fellow BCGer then mock them by showing fake concern in the "Absent friends" thread.
Peep on zooo and have her catch me for once *cue sexy music*
*contacts the authorities*
Insult the moderators by calling them self centered, pedantic and ignorant titheads.
Be the person that posts the 1,000,000 figure in the 'Count to 1 Million' thread
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 30 2013, 2:07 PM BSTBe the person that posts the 1,000,000 figure in the 'Count to 1 Million' thread
Lazzard already did that.
It's no secret - I've told many people - but I'd love to drive round the Arc de Triomph and emerge unscathed. I used to harbour dreams that one day there'd be an adult version of 'Jim'll Fix It' and I'd get picked, but I reckon that's well and truly down the plughole now. 
Armwrestle Judi Dench.
Armwrestle Judi Dench.
Armwrestle Judi Dench.
Nonsense keewik there's loads of ITV stars who rape adults
I don't want to armwrestle her thrice by the way. There was some kind of computery freakout.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 30 2013, 2:10 PM BSTLazzard already did that.
No he didn't. He didn't plant the flag on the top of Everest, he went up there and started to bring someone else's flag down with him.
I want to earn more money.
Go nude zebra riding along a sandy beach with Sootyj....
Ahhh
Paradise