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Now a French soldier has been stabbed in Paris

Not sure if it's fatal

Quote: lofthouse @ May 25 2013, 11:13 PM BST

Not sure if it's fatal

Apparently not.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/breaking-french-soldier-stabbed-in-the-neck-in-paris-8632303.html

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So one baby has been rescued after being abandoned in China. Well done to the authorities, I suppose that means we can ignore the fact that the problem of abandonment is widely recognised as being largely a result of your family planning programme?

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22712752

Robots are going to kill us all

About bloody time

Quote: Nogget @ May 29 2013, 12:44 PM BST

So one baby has been rescued after being abandoned in China. Well done to the authorities, I suppose that means we can ignore the fact that the problem of abandonment is widely recognised as being largely a result of your family planning programme?

She dumped the baby because she was dumped apparently

Quote: Nogget @ May 29 2013, 12:44 PM BST

So one baby has been rescued after being abandoned in China. Well done to the authorities, I suppose that means we can ignore the fact that the problem of abandonment is widely recognised as being largely a result of your family planning programme?

She dumped the baby because she was dumped apparently

She was scared her parents would disown her or something. I haven't heard how old she was.

Some people have a bitch of a life . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/showbiz-news/2013/05/30/posh-wont-let-harper-copy-lippie/

Well at least she's not like Katie Price, who occasionally straightens her little daughter's hair and puts false eyelashes on her.
Not that it's really any of our business what they do, I suppose.

Quote: sootyj @ May 30 2013, 1:18 PM BST

She dumped the baby because she was dumped apparently

"The mother remains in hospital and is unlikely to face criminal charges after authorities concluded the baby fell into the toilet accidentally, local officials and media reports said.

The child, from Jinhua in the eastern province of Zhejiang was rescued after he become lodged in the pipe for hours after his mother gave birth in a toilet."

Oh my God NO !

Please say it isn't true !

I really don't know how I'll cope !

"collapses, sobbing"

Well, if no-one is going to ask why . . .

WHY?

I thought it was to do with the baby down the cludgie, though I did find the reaction a bit odd.

Have JLS split up again?

Something to do with Wolverhampton Wanderers?

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