Quote: Lee @ May 27 2013, 6:45 PM BSTShowing a bit of ankle eh? Floozy by name, floozy by nature!
Quote: zooo @ May 27 2013, 6:48 PM BSTMaybe he was trying to work out whether it was an actual bow!
It was just so strange! Maybe he was a bit bank holiday jolly already.
Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly debauched (which is most days), I like a bacon sandwich with mustard, ketchup and brown sauce. It's a real taste explosion.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 27 2013, 6:52 PM BSTIt was just so strange! Maybe he was a bit bank holiday jolly already.
Quite likely.
Quote: Ben @ May 27 2013, 6:54 PM BSTSometimes when I'm feeling particularly debauched (which is most days), I like a bacon sandwich with mustard, ketchup and brown sauce. It's a real taste explosion.
Mustard and Brown sauce you'll blow your fackin head off!
Mustard and Brown sauce?
arent they the key ingredients for manufacturing Mustard gas?
the mans got a chemical weapons factory in his kitchen ffs!!
get Teresa May on the blower
Went shopping for a new top earlier. Couldn't find a single thing that fitted or I liked. Always annoys me when that happens.
Happy !
Finally sorted out what was 'effin up my access to iPlayer for the last six months or so !
Ha! Good for you
Always a delight when you finally nail a stupid sodding computer problem
Been there a million times
'kin computers 
Yeah! My firewall was blocking the Flash Player Firefox plug ins !
So nice to have iPlayer back. Now I can listen to that Radio Solent programme about Hancock!
Oh, and record it through Total Recorder.
Quote: Ben @ May 27 2013, 2:56 PM BSTThe oven was taken up by macaroons, so couldn't make the toasted sandwich.
Had a bacon stew thing heated up in the microwave instead.
The macaroons didn't set very well either.
It's an unhappy kitchen.
Buy yourself a sandwich press. Or some toaster bags. You put the sandwich in the special bag and put it in the toaster and when it pops up you have toasted sanwich goodness.
I am getting my haircut today!
Quote: David Smith @ May 29 2013, 11:19 AM BSTI am getting my haircut today!
Which one?
I don't know yet.
My cold is slowly improving. There is now a chance I might live.
