British Comedy Guide

The silence of the doors

Guy knocks on a door to a big house. A woman opens the door.

Sylvia Peterson: Hallo Peter. Come inside. Glad you could come.

Peter: Thank you Mrs Peterson.

Sylvia Peterson: Let's go to my work office so we don't interrupt my husband. He is also working in his work office today.

(The two person's walks through the house to Sylvia's work office.)

Sylvia Peterson: Would you like a cup of tea?

Peter: Yes please.

Sylvia Peterson: Ok I'm just going to ask my husband if he also wants a cup of tea.

(Sylvia Peterson goes to the work office door)

Sylvia Peterson: JOHN DEAR WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?

John Peterson's voice: YES CUDDLE BUNNY.

Sylvia Peterson: OK SUNSHINE.

(Sylvia Peterson takes the work office door and slams it in)

SMAAAAAACK

(John Peterson takes his work office door and slams it in)

SMAAAAAACK

Peter: I've brought the calculations for our budget with me and....

John Petersons voice: SYLVIA BLOSSOM I'VE CHANGE MY MIND. I THINK I'll PASS ON THAT CUP OF TEA.

(John Peterson takes his work office door and slams it in)

SMAAAAAAAAACK

Sylvia Peterson goes to her work office door and opens it.

Sylvia Peterson: OK SNUGGY JUST SAY IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

(Sylvia Peterson slams the work office door)

SMAAAAAAACK

(Peter makes a jump in his chair by the slamming of the door)

Sylvia Peterson: What were you saying?

Peter: How is everything with you and your husband? Is your couple therapy giving any results?

Sylvia Peterson: It's good. At the moment we are working on talking affectionate to each other. It has really improved the home spirit a lot. 2 seconds.

(Sylvia Peterson goes to the work office door and opens it)

Sylvia Peterson: PEANUTT BUT? CAN YOU GO GET THE MAIL? THE MAILMAN IS OUTSIDE NOW.

(Sylvia Peterson slams the work office door)

SMAAAAAAACK

(A picture of the married couple on vacation falls from the wall to the ground)

Peter: I can make the most of this by myself tonight and we can talk about it on the job tomorrow?

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Peter: HOLY SHIT!

(JOHN PETERSON had slammed his work office door with full thrust)

(Sylvia Peterson runs to her work office door and opens it)

Sylvia Peterson: THANK YOU TWINKLE TOES.

(Sylvia Peterson slams the work office door with full thrust)

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Peter: I think I will take this work home with me and finish it. And we see each other tomorrow.

Sylvia Peterson: That would be lovely Peter. Then my husband and I can make it to Couples therapy today.

Peter: Good, good.

THE END

Not funny I'm afraid. Also I thought it was a bit long. Good try though.

Was expecting a better ending, I'm afraid.
liked all the door slamming and the idea was good - just needed to go somewhere, for me.

Thanks for the comments.

You right about it needs a better ending.

cheers

I thought it was going to be about Ray Manzarek.

Quote: gappy @ May 27 2013, 9:22 PM BST

I thought it was going to be about Ray Manzarek.

Laughing out loud

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