Quote: Oldrocker @ May 26 2013, 9:01 PM BSTWell, it's taken me sixty six and a half years but I finally made it.
I have hay fever.
Stinging eyes, sneezing, runny nose.
Get some antihistamines, I take one daily from April onwards.
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Quote: Pingl @ May 26 2013, 9:03 PM BSTGet some antihistamines, I take one daily from April onwards.
Yeah, up the farmacie tomorra.
I don't think you put them up there.
Quote: zooo @ May 26 2013, 9:17 PM BSTI don't think you put them up there.
There's an old joke about that . . .
Quote: zooo @ May 26 2013, 9:17 PM BSTI don't think you put them up there.
My girlfriend is currently making macaroons in the kitchen. I need to go make a toasted sandwich. Will there be enough room for the both of us?
The oven was taken up by macaroons, so couldn't make the toasted sandwich. 
Had a bacon stew thing heated up in the microwave instead.
The macaroons didn't set very well either.
It's an unhappy kitchen.
Maybe all houses should have his and hers matching kitchens.
Or his and his, for the gays.
Quote: zooo @ May 27 2013, 2:57 PM BSTMaybe all houses should have his and hers matching kitchens.
Or his and his, for the gays.
Oh, so you don't believe lesbians should be allowed kitchens? Oh, zooo! I thought you were more liberal than that!
Lesbians don't cook, silly!
Bacon can be cooked very nicely in a microwave for a bacon sandwich, simply lay your bacon on a plate for three minutes, drain any liquid then another three minutes and ping. No messy grill pans to clean 
Presumably it doesn't go crispy. I like crispy bacon.
Quote: zooo @ May 27 2013, 3:12 PM BSTPresumably it doesn't go crispy. I like crispy bacon.
No the joy of it is it is very crispy, that's why you must drain any liquid
I cannae imagine it, but I shall take your word for it!
I'm imagining a cardboardy texture.