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I hae never encountered a zebra (they don't hang around Sauchiehall Street much) therefore haven't developed a problem with them.

Have

Quote: keewik @ May 26 2013, 8:53 PM BST

(they don't hang around Sauchiehall Street much)

Who would ?

Sauchiehall Street is a beautiful place - sometimes.

Quote: keewik @ May 26 2013, 8:53 PM BST

I hae never encountered a zebra (they don't hang around Sauchiehall Street much) therefore haven't developed a problem with them.

Have

But if it did I leave food out for it

and if there was a troll in my neighbourhood I'd leave out minced hobbits.

And since Alexander Salmond has started rattling the bins in my garden and making a mess I leave out bowls of McEwans stout, haggis and pictures of David Cameron he loves them.

Is there anything you won't feed?

It's never been explained how people lifted those huge f**k off stones at Stonehenge

Maybe it was some of these big bastards:-

Here's one for your "Forbidden Archaeology" file.Scientists are remaining stubbornly silent about a lost race of giants found in burial mounds near Lake Delavan, Wisconsin, in May 1912. The dig site at Lake Delavan was overseen by Beloit College and it included more than 200 effigy mounds that proved to be classic examples of 8th century Woodland Culture. But the enormous size of the skeletons and elongated skulls found in May 1912 did not fit very neatly into anyone's concept of a textbook standard. They were enormous. These were not average human beings.

Strange Skulls

First reported in the 4 May 1912 issue of the New York Times the 18 skeletons found by the Peterson brothers on Lake Lawn Farm in southwest Wisconsin exhibited several strange and freakish features.

Their heights ranged between 7.6ft and 10 feet and their skulls "presumably those of men, are much larger than the heads of any race which inhabit America to-day." They tend to have a double row of teeth, 6 fingers, 6 toes and like humans came in differant races. The teeth in the front of the jaw are regular molars. Heads usually found are elongated believed due to longer than normal life span.

" One must wonder how much can they lift if twice the size of a average human today? Are these the Giants the Bible & many other civilizations have in their history and painted on their walls. The Bible in Genisis 6:4 " There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old men of renown. " Now this is faulty logic to any scientist out there because I am using religous/cultural history to fill a hole in science.

Over 200 Giant digs have been found in recent years. Giant skeleton finds have not made the local/national news since the 1950's for the most part. It seems in most peoples opinion do to the fear that people would question evolution . If anything a de-evolution.

Hang Lofty are you saying evoloution wasn't true and Biblical giants existed because some American twats claim to have dug up some giant skeletons a 100 years ago?

According to Talmudic Apocryhpha Moses slew Magog in a battle. He ran 20 cubits (meters), lept 20 cubits in the air and struck him in the ankle killing him.

Magog was so tall that he survived the flood by walking alongside Noahs ark, Noah fed him.

He wasn't 10 foot tall. You owe the Bible an apology.

Ah the flood

Another mystery

Could have been due to the 'water canopy' collapsing

Some people believe that underneath the ozone layer there used to be a layer of water vapour and ice in the sky around the Earth - a water canopy

Something caused this water canopy to collapse and fall to earth , causing it to flood the land completely with rain

Whilst there was this water canopy all the earth was all grass and trees n shit - it protected the land from the Suns heat - after it disappeared we ended up with deserts

Lofty you're so prideful you defy both science and religion.

You're going to science hell for all eternity.

Not saying I believe all this stuff

Just possible explanations and theories

That's what this threads about?

Quote: sootyj @ May 26 2013, 10:18 PM BST

Is there anything you won't feed?

F**king dogs! They're attention-seeking arseholes.

Keewik why have the RSPCA got a million pound reward on your head?

Quote: keewik @ May 26 2013, 11:12 PM BST

F**king dogs! They're attention-seeking arseholes.

You're an outlaw!

Where's Catskill when you need him ?

He got too close to the truth ma'an! Huh?

The Illuminati got him?

:O

He WAS the Illuminate! This thing goes deep.......... real deep!

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