Can you explain the big mysteries of the world? Like, why can men wear patterned shirts, but not patterned trousers? Why is food sold in packaging which is so difficult to remove? Why does BBC3 exist?
Explain the big mysteries of the world
1. Dunno
2. To prevent people sticking their grubby little hands over food before I buy it
3. For my entertainment.
1. Golfers disprove your theory thereby proving the universe is ordered and totally discrediting chaos theory
2. An MI5 plot to starve the population or a government stealth action against obesity or possibly just a a plot to make small goods look much bigger than they actually are.
3. The great imponderable, is it about yoof, no, I think its just a channel aimed at young adults that just repeats a lot of BBC shit but in a different order with groovy graphics
Quote: Pingl @ May 26 2013, 11:57 AM BST1. Golfers disprove your theory thereby proving the universe is ordered and totally discrediting chaos theory
And it does look damn cool and not in the slightest gay or clown-ish.*
EDIT: I have nothing against gays! There's nothing wrong with them. It's clowns I can't stand. Except for Krusty
Why is there horse racing but not zebra racing
Quote: lofthouse @ May 26 2013, 1:02 PM BSTWhy is there horse racing but not zebra racing
They are not fast enough, despite having go faster stripes and we would need even smaller jockeys, this would be a health and safety nightmare as they could get mislaid in some long grass.
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I want to see a zebra win The Derby
Because Zebras are c**ts.
That and as a wild breed they're not even partially domesticated like horses.
Lord Rothschild tamed them in the 19th century and had them pull his cart/
Quote: lofthouse @ May 26 2013, 1:08 PM BSTDetails details details
I want to see a zebra win The Derby
Its just a black and white issue with you isn't it >_<
Quote: lofthouse @ May 26 2013, 1:02 PM BSTWhy is there horse racing but not zebra racing
Or reverse horse racing. Big men jumping over small fences with shetland ponies on their back
Quote: DougWonnacott @ May 26 2013, 2:52 PM BSTOr reverse horse racing. Big men jumping over small fences with shetland ponies on their back
Quote: DougWonnacott @ May 26 2013, 2:52 PM BSTOr reverse horse racing. Big men jumping over small fences with shetland ponies on their back
Definitely. If if they sprain an ankle, we shoot 'em.
Quote: sootyj @ May 26 2013, 1:23 PM BSTBecause Zebras are c**ts.
That and as a wild breed they're not even partially domesticated like horses.
Lord Rothschild tamed them in the 19th century and had them pull his cart/
What is your problem with zebras? Did one bite you as a child?
What isn't your problem with Zebras?