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Best Birthday Ever?

What was yours Best Birthday Ever? And Why.

My 19th as I had a lot of good friends about and no worries in the world.

My 0th was my best and worst at the same time. You can figure out why.

My 99th will be my best. I'm going out Thelma & Louise style. Cool

I think you should hold out for your 150th.

My 21st was the best because I went out boozing with my best friend Lee and my other dudes.A bit like a stag night.

Quote: zooo @ May 25 2013, 3:06 PM BST

I think you should hold out for your 150th.

Why?

99 is totally ducking out early.

By the time were 99 we might be dead Lee!

Way to bring the mood down, David :(

Quote: zooo @ May 25 2013, 3:34 PM BST

99 is totally ducking out early.

Well you know me, live fast, die young Cool

Quote: Lee @ May 25 2013, 3:06 PM BST

My 99th will be my best. I'm going out Thelma & Louise style. Cool

I'm pretty sure Thelma and Louise weren't 99 when they died

Anyway if you are 99 when you die - it will be in bed smelling of wee, not driving over a cliff with the cops in hot pursuit

Huh?

If I live to 99 and I will get the whole country to my house.

Quote: zooo @ May 25 2013, 3:03 PM BST

My 0th was my best and worst at the same time. You can figure out why.

Because your nose brushed your mother's vagina?

Preeeecisely.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 25 2013, 5:25 PM BST

Anyway if you are 99 when you die - it will be in bed smelling of wee, not driving over a cliff with the cops in hot pursuit

Huh?

My bed will be motorized.

Quote: Ben @ May 25 2013, 6:15 PM BST

Because your nose brushed your mother's vagina?

It's not to be sniffed at.

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