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Valentine's Day Page 2

Quote: jacparov @ February 11, 2008, 1:31 PM

Is that to me Curt? Hate is a strong word, I don't hate anyone. I don't want you to die from the food poisoning, just ruin your day so that all you happy people aren't rubbing your happiness into my manically depressed face. Teary

Cheer up bud, Whenever life gets you down,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-hou-hou-hou-hou-hoooooooough.

Just re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour.
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, a Sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day,
In an outer-spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour, of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure how amazing unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cos there's buger all down here on Earth!
*note* yes that was a shortened version.

lol great reply, I'm only half serious. I'm just depressed, not manically depressed.

But just to be clear, I'm not a big fan of valentines day. Hope you have a good one though.

I don't like Valentine's Day either. When you're not in a couple you tend to find people who are deeply irritating.

Quote: chipolata @ February 11, 2008, 1:50 PM

I don't like Valentine's Day either. When you're not in a couple you tend to find people who are deeply irritating.

I was watching the Soup Nazi (for the first time) last night. And just LOL.

"No soup for you!"

Quote: EllieJP @ February 11, 2008, 12:31 PM

Indeed - but I can't wrap that!

The less wrapping, the quicker you get down to bus-ay-ness. Cool

Quote: Mana @ February 11, 2008, 12:33 PM

Last year I got 2 cards. One was ... from my friend but signed from "Nole Filding" (help me. Please.)

Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ February 11, 2008, 1:32 PM

If my boyfriend proposed to me on Valentine's Day, I would purposely ignore him until the 14th was over and accept on the 15th. Valentine's Day proposals are WAY too cheesy!

But then you're a stubborn moo who was too "independent" to ask for help in packing up and transporting your stuff to a new flat, even though you had a broken fecking ankle at the time! >_<

Quote: Curt @ February 11, 2008, 1:38 PM

Cheer up bud, Whenever life gets you down,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-hou-hou-hou-hou-hoooooooough.

Just re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour.
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, a Sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day,
In an outer-spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour, of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure how amazing unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cos there's buger all down here on Earth!
*note* yes that was a shortened version.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars,
It's a hundred thousand lights years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point,
We go round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions,
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Great song. :)

I think I've discovered the source of all the corny junk emails I receive from people.

Quote: Aaron @ February 11, 2008, 2:57 PM

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But then you're a stubborn moo who was too "independent" to ask for help in packing up and transporting your stuff to a new flat, even though you had a broken fecking ankle at the time! >_<

Yes, but accepting weakness is a form of weakness in itself. *

*bollocks straight from the moo's mouth! ;)

It's a load of old bollocks. And I feel the same when I'm with someone and when I'm not.
I feel really embarrassed if a boy buys me a generic bunch of flowers or chocolates on Valentines Day. Cause it pretty much means they don't know me at all.

It would be pretty cool if somone made me a card though. I had a friend who did that all the time. With weird little cartoons on them. They were ace.

Valentines Day is a total rip off. I never celebrate it.
It is a pile of poop.

I went years at school, never getting a card. Suddenly I am 15 & pregnant & I get 6. I wonder why????

Did you not know who the father was?

Whistling nnocently

Laughing out loud

I ain't doing nothing special

Haha I have a friend at school whos totally boycotting it! Me and another friend were meant to join in, but we secretly both really want Valentines and so only help in theory lol!

Quote: Leevil @ February 11, 2008, 4:13 PM

Did you not know who the father was?

Whistling nnocently

It was a question Mark.

To be honest I think God was the Daddy.

Thats what you called at the time anyway ;)

Quote: zooo @ February 11, 2008, 4:03 PM

It's a load of old bollocks. And I feel the same when I'm with someone and when I'm not.
I feel really embarrassed if a boy buys me a generic bunch of flowers or chocolates on Valentines Day. Cause it pretty much means they don't know me at all.

But do you like sparkly things?

Quote: zooo @ February 11, 2008, 4:03 PM

It would be pretty cool if somone made me a card though. I had a friend who did that all the time. With weird little cartoons on them. They were ace.

I make cards. Can be quite amusing. Sometimes.

Quote: Leevil @ February 11, 2008, 4:13 PM

Did you not know who the father was?

Whistling nnocently

ROFL

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