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Things You Regret You Doing? Page 2

Edith Piaf.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 23 2013, 8:23 PM BST

Nazi Daleks

Your point being?

1. Not choosing to go to grammar school.

2. Dropping out of Art School.

3. Meeting my first wife (although I'd have never had my kids otherwise)

Doing absolutely NOTHING in my entire adult life

The trouble is I've got so much talent. I'm just a lazy bastard.

Well I've got zero talent for anything and I'm a lazy bastard

So I win

buying the daily mail I brought once its a shite newspaper

Quote: george roper @ May 23 2013, 10:22 PM BST

buying the daily mail I brought once its a shite newspaper

Thats harsh

I found it just as soft and absorbent as my regular bog roll

Saying Yes' to every writing offer.

There were times I should have had more pride and said 'No'.

Oh, and killing those kids.

Quote: Chappers @ May 23 2013, 9:54 PM BST

1. Not choosing to go to grammar school.

Wouldn't you have gone to art school anyway? I can't imagine a college rejecting you because of this.

Marrying my first wife - a two timing 'bike' who I caught at it less than a year into the marriage.

Oh, and 'effing up the next two myself . .

Em Watching Ab Fab awful it is.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 24 2013, 9:10 PM BST

Marrying my first wife - a two timing 'bike' who I caught at it less than a year into the marriage.

Oh, and 'effing up the next two myself . .

Teary
3 Mother in laws (at least)

Poor Oldrocker Console

Don't forget his mother too Steve so 4.

He must have about 11 or 12 Brother and Sister In Law.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 24 2013, 10:13 PM BST

Teary
3 Mother in laws (at least)

Poor Oldrocker Console

Mothers-in-law! Satan's curse. They should be burned at the stake as part of the celebrations at a son's marriage.

Quote: george roper @ May 23 2013, 10:22 PM BST

buying the daily mail I brought once its a shite newspaper

Coincidentally
I was in the Daily Mail a couple of years back
It was an article on new & old Mother in law jokes

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