DAY: INT
SOLICITORS OFFICE: NIGERIA
SOLICITOR AND CLIENT ARE SITTING OPPOSITE AT A DESK
CLIENT (Mr Mufassa)
When are you going to get me my money?
SOLICITOR
Mr Mufassa, since your father's sad demise I have tried every
avenue to procure the funds. Unfortunately as he left no known will
I cannot transfer any monies directly to you.
MR MUFASSA
But there must be about 20 Million dollars.
SOLICITOR
There is actually 22 million dollars in his dormant bank account.
MR MUFASSA
There must be a way that I can get the money my dear father meant to leave to me.
SOLICITOR
The only possible way is to transfer the money to an overseas client
preferably someone in the UK and then you, by mutual agreement with that client
travel to England to collect it in person
MR MUFASSA
Have you tried that?
SOLICITOR
I have e mailed several people residing in the UK with this proposal
MR MUFASSA
And?
SOLICITOR
The ones that did reply told me to FUCK OFF.
