Got some questions?
Ask the BCG as they are smart. Well not really, but they're occaisonally amusing.
Sootyj would like the answer to the following.
1 Why was the IRA so succesful in the 1980s? Killing or nearly killing a host of British politicians, leaders and almost nabbing 2 prime ministers?
2 Why are my 2 most frequent requests as a writer; ladies pornography or childrens stories for Christians about horses?
3 Why are zebras?
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2013, 1:53 PM BST3 Why are zebras?
I was about to say, zebras are for controlling zeboobies.
RobH gets the booyah!
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2013, 1:53 PM BSTGot some questions?
Ask the BCG as they are smart. Well not really, but they're occaisonally amusing.
Sootyj would like the answer to the following.
1 Why was the IRA so succesful in the 1980s? Killing or nearly killing a host of British politicians, leaders and almost nabbing 2 prime ministers?
2 Why are my 2 most frequent requests as a writer; ladies pornography or childrens stories for Christians about horses?
3 Why are zebras?
1. They were extremely clever or our security forces were incompetent or both.
2. You are being tempted by the devil with the porn and given a chance to redeem yourself with the Christian stuff.
3. To annoy you and you alone.
Fair answers one and all.
F**k you zebras.
3. It gives mr crocodile and men of his ilk something to eat
I like Lofthouse's answer, where do I get a pet crocodile?
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2013, 7:07 PM BSTI like Lofthouse's answer, where do I get a pet crocodile?
Down the sewers.
Quote: billwill @ May 23 2013, 7:26 PM BSTDown the sewers.
Does that chat up line ever work?
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2013, 7:28 PM BSTDoes that chat up line ever work?
Every time with old boilers that Billwill chats up !
What's the name of you and Bill's new escort agency called?
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 23 2013, 8:06 PM BSTEvery time with old boilers that Billwill chats up !
Kinda like a pensioners version of Midnight Cowboy?
Quote: sootyj @ May 23 2013, 8:08 PM BSTWhat's the name of you and Bill's new escort agency called?
Kinda like a pensioners version of Midnight Cowboy?
Doe no. Ay sid it.