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Also when pop ups come up on the internet.

when people stare at you in the street . I am a human not a f**king alien so what are you staring at.

Maybe you should get dressed before you go out George....

Quote: george roper @ May 22 2013, 10:56 PM BST

when people stare at you in the street . I am a human not a f**king alien so what are you staring at.

Shout that, and loud, at the next person to do it.

i push my sister in her wheelchair so why do they stare and stand right infront of you? as she falls quite often and people just stand still when you can see im helping my sister . when was this a crime??

Sometimes not knowing whether you should help or not can be mistaken for just standing and staring.

Humans.
It's cold and I can't find any clean socks.
Humans
Felt sick before so didn't have dinner, feel ok now but to late to cook
These people that Alan Carr is interviewing
I have to get up early.

Quote: reds @ May 23 2013, 1:06 PM BST

Humans.
It's cold and I can't find any clean socks.
Humans
Felt sick before so didn't have dinner, feel ok now but to late to cook
These people that Alan Carr is interviewing
I have to get up early.

Sounds like you're having a great night... Console

Aw, poor reds.

I wonder who Alan was interviewing...

My thin jacket. I should havd worn my thicker one but was hoodwinked by the sun through the window. Now I'm shivering.

Well I was driving through hailstones this morning!

So was I - and I'm in Hertfordshire! (where 'ail storms 'ardly hever 'appen)

:( Some bugger has used my details to pay £30 to 02?.... now waiting for new debit card from bank???...odd?

Hated that prog about child grooming/rape in Telford- really sad it took 3 yrs to convict the pervs!... depressed.

Quote: Rob H @ May 23 2013, 2:28 PM BST

Sounds like you're having a great night... Console

Thanks

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2013, 2:33 PM BST

Aw, poor reds.

I wonder who Alan was interviewing...

The "cast" of one of those reality things like Towie or something. There were lots of them and they were all rather excited.

Gifs for avatars. Slows everything down when you're checking the BCG on your aged phone.

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