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Basically, people be crazy.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 22 2013, 11:30 PM BST

If we go round the planet doing that to people don't be surprised if one or two of them bite back

There is that.

Quote: zooo @ May 22 2013, 11:49 PM BST

Basically, people be crazy.

Amen to that sister.

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2013, 11:38 PM BST

They invented felafel and pita bread both of which are horrible

Felafel are delicious and there's nothing to beat grilled pitta bread covered in grilled cheese - well, a big plate of sprouts would compete.

Quote: zooo @ May 22 2013, 11:43 PM BST

Pitta bread is nice with hummus. But rubbish to try and put things in.

You have to make a cut in the side first ..

:D

Quote: keewik @ May 23 2013, 12:04 AM BST

Felafel are delicious and there's nothing to beat grilled pitta bread covered in grilled cheese - well, a big plate of sprouts would compete.

Sprouts. Hateful things. They're like the anti-satsuma.

Quote: chipolata @ May 23 2013, 12:26 AM BST

Sprouts. Hateful things.

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Blasphemer !

This talk of sprouts is making my mouth water, even at this time in the morning. Oh, I can just visualise a huge heaped plate. :)

Quote: keewik @ May 23 2013, 12:04 AM BST

Felafel are delicious and there's nothing to beat grilled pitta bread covered in grilled cheese - well, a big plate of sprouts would compete.

I think I'm addicted to pitta bread. I just tried one with Nutella inside. Pretty good.

Splendid attempt by the defence !

Laughing out loud

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/05/23/thug-jailed-for-attack-after-love-rival-error/

The victim was left unconscious after being punched five times, repeatedly hurled against a radiator, kicked and stamped on the head on at least 10 occasions in the early hours of February 3, the court was told.

Mr Bernard Porter, defending, said: " It was /../ an otherwise enjoyable evening."

Laughing out loud

COBRA stands for Cabinet Office Briefing Room. Our national security is in the hands of people who can't even make a proper acronym.

Cabinet office briefing room A

Its the exciting name of the room where they meet

Quote: chipolata @ May 23 2013, 12:26 AM BST

Sprouts. Hateful things. They're like the anti-satsuma.

Sprouts are delicious, they are like cabbages for tiny people

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/25/woolwich-murder-attacks-on-muslims

I understand what happened was terrible and that people are now possibly frightened and angry but this surely will only make things worse.

Quote: Lee @ May 22 2013, 6:35 PM BST

Everybody just needs to sit down and have a lovely cup of tea once in a while... or hot chocolate if you wish, I have some and it's good stuff too.

Yep. And start treating each other like human beings.

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