British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 1,244

People that moan about getting outbid on eBay; it means you're not prepared to pay what someone else will, you don't deserve sympathy for being stingy.

When you someone talks to you and they turn around the other way.

Who said that?

I meant Lee.For example If you were talking to zooo and she wasn't paying attention to you that's what I meant.

Why did you pick meeeeee?

Because that's the kind of bitch you can be sometimes. Rolling eyes

Quote: David Smith @ May 22 2013, 9:17 PM BST

When you someone talks to you and they turn around the other way.

Do you eat garlic?

Yes Nogget.

Just opened a new packet of biccys

Every last friggin one is in bits

The whole sodding packet

OOOOOOOOOOOYABASTAAAAAAD

When I opened the fridge the milk tasted like Piss.

Quote: David Smith @ May 22 2013, 9:36 PM BST

When I opened the fridge the milk tasted like Piss.

Did the fridge door look at bit like the toilet door?

No I know what the fridge looks like.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 22 2013, 9:33 PM BST

Just opened a new packet of biccys

Every last friggin one is in bits

The whole sodding packet

OOOOOOOOOOOYABASTAAAAAAD

Sounds like you were also in bits.

Quote: Lee @ May 22 2013, 9:29 PM BST

Because that's the kind of bitch you can be sometimes. Rolling eyes

*shakes fist*

The BBC website (the left hand side)

You go to to click on something and suddenly it shoots up revealing other related topics but it's too late because you've already clicked on the one you don't want to see . . . .

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