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Quote: Lazzard @ May 21 2013, 7:47 PM BST

I do find it odd that they thank God for saving the dog.
Yet don't blame him for killing nine kids.
God gets away with murder.

God, like Steven Moffat, moves in mysterious ways that on the surface don't always makes sense. It's not our place to question either one of them.

Old Bozo Johnson's a bit of a goer ain't he !

Quote: chipolata @ May 21 2013, 6:37 PM BST

The footage of the old woman finding her dog alive and well in the crushed wreckage of her house is quite moving.

I'm afraid I'm thinking 'Bugger the dog'.

Think of it as an indoor fox.

I think she said it was her only friend/best friend or something. Surely that pulls on your heartstrings a bit?

Quote: Lazzard @ May 21 2013, 7:47 PM BST

I do find it odd that they thank God for saving the dog.
Yet don't blame him for killing nine kids.
God gets away with murder.

Indeed.

Thank God I'm not religious.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 21 2013, 9:14 PM BST

Old Bozo Johnson's a bit of a goer ain't he !

I once went on a date with a very attractive woman who told me she had been at Oxford with Boris; she then hastily assured me that she hadn't slept with him. I rather got the impression that this was considered something of an achievement on her part.

Hey keewik how's the love life?

Quote: keewik @ May 22 2013, 12:08 AM BST

I'm afraid I'm thinking 'Bugger the dog'.

I'd try relate first unless of course its an especially attractive dog

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22630304

Shit a brick.

Just a tad horrific.

Everybody just needs to sit down and have a lovely cup of tea once in a while... or hot chocolate if you wish, I have some and it's good stuff too.

Quote: Lazzard @ May 22 2013, 5:08 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22630304

Shit a brick.

Terrorism taking a worrying turn, poor bloke stood no chance, RIP.

You can see the blood stained lunatic giving a bloody interview about what he's just done here

http://www.itv.com/news/story/2013-05-22/woolwich-police-incident/

http://vimeo.com/m/66751726

It's just f**king sickening.

how come muslims get away with this he did nothing wrong poor bloke I hope they get done horrible C**t's .

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