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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/killer-donkeys-maul-pensioner-death-221215782.html#AhhqXLm

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There aren't many killer donkeys in the world. They should let them live.

Quote: chipolata @ May 21 2013, 10:18 AM BST

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/killer-donkeys-maul-pensioner-death-221215782.html#AhhqXLm

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There aren't many killer donkeys in the world. They should let them live.

You wouldn't say that if they trod on your new Satsumatar !

Is so stupid to put the animals down for a freak occurrence like that. Donkeys don't even have sharp teeth for god's sake.
But they can easily be kept in a field away from people, (if people are sensible and keep out of their bloody way). They're not like dogs or something.

A life for a life fucvk you donkeys youre just zebras without stripes

Well that's me not going on the beach this summer.

Just don't drive directly at them in a moving vehicle at 40 miles an hour and you should be fine. ;)

Damn. that tornado is some scary shit

Total carnage

That's why it annoys me when people in this country winge about the bloody weather all the time

We don't get no two mile wide , 200 mph fricken tornadoes!

The footage of the old woman finding her dog alive and well in the crushed wreckage of her house is quite moving.

Yes, that was great. I may have got something in my eye.

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2013, 6:51 PM BST

I may have got something in my eye.

Yeah

Like a bus or a tree

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Quote: lofthouse @ May 21 2013, 6:35 PM BST

Damn. that tornado is some scary shit

Total carnage

That's why it annoys me when people in this country winge about the bloody weather all the time

We don't get no two mile wide , 200 mph fricken tornadoes!

Because I'm the motherf**king pope and no messing.

Pope Loftys Papal weather forecast

The Suppository May 2013

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2013, 3:05 PM BST

Is so stupid to put the animals down for a freak occurrence like that. Donkeys don't even have sharp teeth for god's sake.
But they can easily be kept in a field away from people, (if people are sensible and keep out of their bloody way). They're not like dogs or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8

Quote: chipolata @ May 21 2013, 6:37 PM BST

The footage of the old woman finding her dog alive and well in the crushed wreckage of her house is quite moving.

I do find it odd that they thank God for saving the dog.
Yet don't blame him for killing nine kids.
God gets away with murder.

A drunk guy with schizophrenia in Tescos explained to me how the Bible inidcates its actually Satan rules Heaven.

Under the circumstances it seems to make sense.

Quote: sootyj @ May 21 2013, 7:50 PM BST

A drunk guy with schizophrenia in Tescos explained to me how the Bible inidcates its actually Satan rules Heaven.

Under the circumstances it seems to make sense.

That'll be your Gnostics.
Quite a smart twist, that.

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