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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,218

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 16 2013, 12:41 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22547682

How about a large arse hole with a mystic finger inserting an enema?

How about a Milenium Dome, just 25% smaller than the London one?

To show the world for all time that Birmingham is not quite as good as London, but it's slightly better than Leeds.

That or a beautiful canal with a tramp being fished out of it.

There are some links that one just has to click on !

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/may/12/boyfriend-says-my-vagina-is-repulsive

More 'evidence' today of the Syrian government using chemical weapons (blurry footage of something falling from the sky) against it's people

Hmm..

only one thing to do then

Send in our helicopters and jets and bombers and drones and bomb the f**king shit out of the place , then once it's in ruins , give billion dollar contacts to US and British companies to rebuild it again

Now, does anyone else have these chemicals? How about.... er... Iran?

Really nobody seems to be even slightly suggesting that.

Not least of all because for every rifle the Saudis give the resistance, the Russians give the Syrian army a tank.

Having wasted it's capital on a pointless war in Iraq and a drawn out occupation in Afghanistan. Obama is left blowing platitudes that no one listens too.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4932437/New-Coronation-Street-paedophile-quiz.html

Hmmm . . . wonders . . . Albert Tatlock always looked a bit fishy . . . .

not another one!?

In relation to this topic, there's now the episode of This is your life on YouTube when it was gary glitters turn

Right near the end a woman he knew comes on and tells a story about when she invited him to stay with her a few years earlier. her daughter then brought all her school friends to see him in their uniforms , and he quickly puts his finger up to his lips in a "shut up!!!!" motion to her

Well creepy

If we can get a couple more they'll probably have to cancel Coronation Street altogether.

Quote: chipolata @ May 18 2013, 9:31 PM BST

If we can get a couple more they'll probably have to cancel Coronation Street altogether.

Fingers crossed

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/may/18/miss-piggy-interview

It's not the first time The Guardian has featured:

A) A Muppet
B) A piece of fabric
C) A stuck up pig

Quote: Lee @ May 19 2013, 12:44 AM BST

It's not the first time The Guardian has featured:

A) A Muppet
B) A piece of fabric
C) A stuck up pig

Indeed, Farage was in the paper today.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-died-after-eating-poisonous-mushrooms-picked-in-her-own-garden-8609719.html

Jesus, that's a tragic story. I've always wanted to pick my own mushrooms, but not sure I'd chance it now.

Quote: Ben @ May 19 2013, 9:28 PM BST

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-died-after-eating-poisonous-mushrooms-picked-in-her-own-garden-8609719.html

Jesus, that's a tragic story. I've always wanted to pick my own mushrooms, but not sure I'd chance it now.

Nooo!

Stick to nice packed supermarket ones. At least if those kill you you can sue!

Oh, err ..

Surely not eating wild mushrooms is one of the first things you learn as a kid. Don't do it, people!

From this point on I won't eat a mushroom that's so much as slightly miffed.

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