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Eurovision Song Contest Page 14

Quote: Pingl @ May 16 2013, 10:27 PM BST

Ours is awful. We need to get back to the old days, we need a Binky blinky plonk song sung by someone really middle of the road, but not drawing their pension.

Like this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpdI-UTv-lQ

"I'm just your Jack-in-the-Box,
you know whenever love knocks,
I'm gonna bounce up and down on my spring..."

or

"Snowdrops and daffodils, butterflies and bees,
sailboats and fishermen, things of the sea,
wishing-wells, wedding bells, early morning dew,
all kinds of everything remind me of you..."

or

"Knock knock, who's there? Could this be love that's calling?
The door is always open wide.
Knock knock, who's there? Now as the night is falling,
take off your coat and come inside"

The classic years of Eurovision.

Quote: youngian @ May 18 2013, 12:00 PM BST

Like this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpdI-UTv-lQ

That's Les Dawson isn't it ? 1.32.

:D So glad I'm going out!!

Hang on the swdes making fun of us?

Stupid c**ts can't even put the tops on their sandweiches

They make a nice vegetable though massed up with potato.

Now we find out how much everybody hates us. That Swedish singer singing ABBA had beautiful eyes, very sexy

Quote: Pingl @ May 18 2013, 10:38 PM BST

Now we find out how much everybody hates us. That Swedish singer singing ABBA had beautiful eyes, very sexy

She also played the dopey English reporter Lynda Woodruff.

Couldn't watch it but who won?

Denmark. Cos of The Killing.

Ah, heard the song on the radio today, 'twasn't bad.

I liked Malta's. And Romania.

Was Ireland's pants?

I missed that one. But I think was just basic boyband pop style stuff. England's was terrible.

Bonnie Tyler, couldn't avoid that one for weeks!

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