Quote: Oldrocker @ May 16 2013, 12:41 AM BSThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22547682
How about a large arse hole with a mystic finger inserting an enema?
How about a Milenium Dome, just 25% smaller than the London one?
To show the world for all time that Birmingham is not quite as good as London, but it's slightly better than Leeds.
That or a beautiful canal with a tramp being fished out of it.