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Doctor Who... Page 980

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 13 2013, 11:38 AM BST

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They're called "companions" now, granddad.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 13 2013, 4:33 PM BST

They're called "companions" now, granddad.

Who by, the nephews? I don't care if they're called timebitches - I'll call them whatever I want.

Trying to make a case that I'm out of touch? You miserable f**kwit. Your brain wouldn't cast a shadow over a five pence piece. Stick to wanking over Jenna Coleman.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 14 2013, 3:05 PM BST

Trying to make a case that I'm out of touch? You miserable f**kwit. Your brain wouldn't cast a shadow over a five pence piece. Stick to wanking over Jenna Coleman.

This quote from the Oxford Union debate between Prof Stephen Hawkings (Lucian professor astrophysics) and Prof Godot Taxis (buckfast prof of chipiness arseholes college) on the subject of who prof Hawkings was gazing at (that and why Silurians were the best f**king Dr Who ya 4 wheeled dalek voiced c**t)

Laughing out loud

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 14 2013, 3:05 PM BST

Your brain wouldn't cast a shadow over a five pence piece.

Is that the new five pence pieces or the old ones?

Spilling on a shilling?

Oooooooooooooooh

Well f**k me.

So John Hurt did the Time War?

Outstanding episode. John Hurt, whoooeee.

Well that was rather fun.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 18 2013, 7:42 PM BST

So John Hurt did the Time War?

Maybe, when Eccleston's Doctor began, it did suggest he was new, that he'd not properly even looked at his own face.

Also, that was brill, loved it.

This would make the Doctor have one fewer regeneration left than we thought he had, even if Smith is still nominally the "eleventh"

First episode in ages that I actually want to watch again.

Although why they didn't have any bits of Tennant running about I don't know. Hmph. (Well, unless... Hmm.)

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2013, 7:51 PM BST

First episode in ages that I actually want to watch again.

Although why they didn't have any bits of Tennant running about I don't know. Hmph.

Pah, you'll get your fill of him soon enough!

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