He impaled thousands of his own people on stakes when he knew an enemy army was on it's way - a forest of corpses
When they arrived and saw this they thought if he can do this to his own people - imagine what he would do to us??
And they legged it
Poor bastards
I'm not going to click back to the previous page I want to guess.
Don't tell me.. is it Oldrocker.
Here's a clue
"Night, Mr Walters.."
Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 12 2013, 1:32 PM BSTYou're off my Christmas card list.
Now I get a lot of cards, but I'm pretty sure there wasn't one from you last Christmas. I hope I'm not off the list as well. And I would be compelled to ask - why?
Hignfy
Does that twat lynsey ever stop promoting Sky?
Turd
Cricket again, and the Ashes is coming soon, O Happy day, O Happy Day.... 
Quote: lofthouse @ May 11 2013, 2:26 PM BSTAuf wiedersehn pet
Series 1 - ep1
Canny!
Great series. Was that on TV or DVD?
Quote: lofthouse @ May 17 2013, 9:14 PM BSTHignfy
Does that twat lynsey ever stop promoting Sky?
Turd
Wasn't he complaining that he didn't get a second series?
Quote: Chappers @ May 17 2013, 10:18 PM BSTGreat series. Was that on TV or DVD?
Got it on DVD
Glad I did now - it's very enjoyable
It was from the same team that did the likely lads I think
I'v got it all except the last series. Was that Cuba? No - Thailand!
Watching a prog about Rock n Roll greats on BBC4. Was going to watch QI til I realised I'd seen it before.
Just realising how great Chuck Berry was/is.
Some unfunny shit on BBC One
...Sings Bond, BBC4.
allo allo on gold
Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 17 2013, 3:07 PM BSTNow I get a lot of cards, but I'm pretty sure there wasn't one from you last Christmas. I hope I'm not off the list as well. And I would be compelled to ask - why?
Unfortunately you were never on the Christmas card one, but you did make it on to one of my other lists, if that's any consolation.
You can cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife! please will you just f**k and get it over with!
*Puts Lee on same list as Godot*
*That list is 'Cutest Smile'*