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There could be a play-off for third place in the Premier League if Chelsea and the Arse have identical records.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22537372

Quote: Chappers @ May 15 2013, 10:35 PM BST

There could be a play-off for third place in the Premier League if Chelsea and the Arse have identical records.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22537372

Not that I give a toss about two lots on cockneys playing each other but why don't they go to overall games won, results versus each other and other stats?

Oh. I forgot. It's the Premier League and that = money.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 15 2013, 11:48 PM BST

Not that I give a toss about two lots on cockneys playing each other but why don't they go to overall games won, results versus each other and other stats?

Oh. I forgot. It's the Premier League and that = money.

Ha ha. Yes. Better check head to heads before I agree or disagree.

Yes - great idea!

:O David Beckham has retired. :( I will miss you David.

I thought he'd stopped playing years ago.

Nope just retired. He has been playing in America for a while I think that is why people have not heard of him for a long time.

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2013, 8:59 PM BST

I thought he'd stopped playing years ago.

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Yes, probably. Did he still play for England between moving and retiring?

Quote: Chappers @ May 16 2013, 9:05 PM BST

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Hehe, I wasn't joking, I'm just football-thick.

Quote: David Smith @ May 16 2013, 9:01 PM BST

Nope just retired. He has been playing in America for a while I think that is why people have not heard of him for a long time.

For f**ks sake why do you take everything soliterally?

America ids like f**king retiring - and he's just won a league title in Frogland.

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2013, 9:06 PM BST

Yes, probably. Did he still play for England between moving and retiring?

Hehe, I wasn't joking, I'm just football-thick.

Oh really. I thought you were being savvy.

Beckham and Ferguson have gone, but Giggs carries on playing.

Scholes is going too Ben.

Quote: Chappers @ May 16 2013, 9:07 PM BST

Oh really. I thought you were being savvy.

As if!

I see Ferdinand has quit playing for England.

Hang on - I thought England had quit on Ferdinand.

I'm not a big fan of Man Utd
But I must admit I've always had a lot of respect for that Crooked faced drug cheating egotistical tosspot

"wonders if zooo would make a good WAG?"

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