Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2013, 2:17 PM BSTYou do know they can smell the piss even if they can't see it.
And you do know I was just messing about (mostly!!)
Im not incontinent
I don't sit there all day in urine soaked clothing
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Passive aggressive people really get my goat.
Quote: lofthouse @ May 16 2013, 11:38 AM BSTAnd you do know I was just messing about (mostly!!)
Im not incontinent
I don't sit there all day in urine soaked clothing
Sometimes I have a kip on the photocopier, pity the poor work experience type who has to get 20 copies for the afternoon briefing.
I bit one once, but in fairness I had been drinking for 3 days straight and I was very hungry.
You should be on the Aprentice.
People typing "Um" and "Er" on message boards to show they are about to disagree.
Do they say "Hit Return" when they're speaking to indicate a new paragraph?
People just putting faces for a post.
Quote: evan rubivellian @ May 16 2013, 8:53 PM BSTPeople typing "Um" and "Er" on message boards to show they are about to disagree.
Hee, that is REALLY annoying. I've found myself doing it once or twice though.
Quote: David Smith @ May 16 2013, 8:54 PM BSTPeople just putting faces for a post.
I meant on the comedy section not the general section.
Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 10:03 PM BSTWhen you go to the loo at work for a Jimmy
And you shake your J.T. rapidly to make sure all the wee has definitely come out
Is that it?
Yep think that's the lot
So you pop your skin flute back in your kecks
Only for a torrent of piss to dribble down your thigh
Bollocking hell fire
Then you have to stealthily get back to your desk without anyone seeing your pissy pantaloons
Tis a bitch right?
Right?
FCK YOU!!
Im 40 bastard years old
I'm allowed to wee on myself if I want
Sue me
Remember to only wear dark trousers.
Quote: Sinon @ May 9 2013, 10:14 PM BSTGood point!
Looks like dark trousers then!
When somebody on the train nicks your reserved seat.
Quote: David Smith @ May 16 2013, 8:54 PM BSTPeople just putting faces for a post.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 16 2013, 8:56 PM BST
Quote: David Smith @ May 16 2013, 9:02 PM BSTWhen somebody on the train nicks your reserved seat.
Beat them up. You've got every right to. It says so in the terms and conditions.
Quote: Chappers @ May 16 2013, 9:04 PM BST
Beat them up. You've got every right to. It says so in the terms and conditions.
Thanks for that. 
Also when someone jumps in the line.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 16 2013, 8:57 PM BST
