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Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2013, 2:17 PM BST

You do know they can smell the piss even if they can't see it.

And you do know I was just messing about (mostly!!)

Im not incontinent

I don't sit there all day in urine soaked clothing

Passive aggressive people really get my goat.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 16 2013, 11:38 AM BST

And you do know I was just messing about (mostly!!)

Im not incontinent

I don't sit there all day in urine soaked clothing

Sometimes I have a kip on the photocopier, pity the poor work experience type who has to get 20 copies for the afternoon briefing.

I bit one once, but in fairness I had been drinking for 3 days straight and I was very hungry.

You should be on the Aprentice.

People typing "Um" and "Er" on message boards to show they are about to disagree.

Do they say "Hit Return" when they're speaking to indicate a new paragraph?

People just putting faces for a post.

Quote: evan rubivellian @ May 16 2013, 8:53 PM BST

People typing "Um" and "Er" on message boards to show they are about to disagree.

Hee, that is REALLY annoying. I've found myself doing it once or twice though.

Quote: David Smith @ May 16 2013, 8:54 PM BST

People just putting faces for a post.

Angry

I meant on the comedy section not the general section.

:)

Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 10:03 PM BST

When you go to the loo at work for a Jimmy

And you shake your J.T. rapidly to make sure all the wee has definitely come out

Is that it?

Yep think that's the lot

So you pop your skin flute back in your kecks

Only for a torrent of piss to dribble down your thigh Angry

Bollocking hell fire

Then you have to stealthily get back to your desk without anyone seeing your pissy pantaloons

Tis a bitch right?

Right?

FCK YOU!!

Im 40 bastard years old

I'm allowed to wee on myself if I want

Sue me

Remember to only wear dark trousers.

Quote: Sinon @ May 9 2013, 10:14 PM BST

Good point!

Looks like dark trousers then!

Laughing out loud

When somebody on the train nicks your reserved seat.

Quote: David Smith @ May 16 2013, 8:54 PM BST

People just putting faces for a post.

:) :) :)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 16 2013, 8:56 PM BST

Angry

:O

Quote: David Smith @ May 16 2013, 9:02 PM BST

When somebody on the train nicks your reserved seat.

Beat them up. You've got every right to. It says so in the terms and conditions.

Quote: Chappers @ May 16 2013, 9:04 PM BST

:) :) :)

:O

Beat them up. You've got every right to. It says so in the terms and conditions.

Thanks for that. :D

Also when someone jumps in the line.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 16 2013, 8:57 PM BST

:)

Wave

:P

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