Quote: SimonWing @ May 15 2013, 11:36 PM BSTHave there been any threads started by complete mentals for me to catch-up with?
Run away while you still can
It's too late for the rest of us....
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Have had a dig in the garden as am feeling generally fed up, seems to have worked a little bit. I'm going to plant some wildflowers so I can have a meadow in my back garden.
Sounds nice
It'll help all the dandelions to blend in nicely 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 16 2013, 10:34 AM BSTHave had a dig in the garden as am feeling generally fed up, seems to have worked a little bit. I'm going to plant some wildflowers so I can have a meadow in my back garden.
Wild flowers are what I call the hitchhikers I pick up from the side of the road.
Whislte Maxwells Silver Hammer
That's true
Now all you need is some damn sunshine to make em grow
Are you listening God?
How about a bit o sun then?? Come on man!
Quote: sootyj @ May 16 2013, 11:34 AM BSTWhislte Maxwells Silver Hammer
I'll never be lonely again 
Quote: lofthouse @ May 16 2013, 11:35 AM BSTHow about a bit o sun then?? Come on man!
Was splitting the stones here about half an hour ago, but now there's massive black clouds abrewing.
Yeaa same here
Depressing
See this is why I have a vitamin D deficiency!
Have some sesame seeds Lofty.
Quote: lofthouse @ May 16 2013, 11:35 AM BSTAre you listening God?
How about a bit o sun then?? Come on man!
You rain on me and I'll thump you so hard you'll need to rest for 6 bloody days!
Another trenchant sermon from Pope Lofty the first, delivered in his sacred string vest and y fronts whilst holding alot the sacred papal can of Special Brew.
(The Tablet May 2013)
Did I really say that?
Blimey
That's not too good
I knew I should have gone on that Poping course at the local tec
Ah well
Papal infalabilty n all that
Ellie had to have a filling yesterday and has a very bruised chin. Stupid dentist.
Last night Chip dreamt zooo had a book out called "The Yellow House" and Stephen King had a quote on the front. Absolutely ridiculous.
Quote: L.E. @ May 16 2013, 12:16 PM BSTEllie had to have a filling yesterday and has a very bruised chin. Stupid dentist.
Dentist, eh? We believe you.
Quote: L.E. @ May 16 2013, 12:16 PM BSTEllie had to have a filling yesterday and has a very bruised chin. Stupid large testicled dentist.
I think I've got that DVD somewhere.
Quote: chipolata @ May 16 2013, 12:23 PM BSTLast night Chip dreamt zooo had a book out called "The Yellow House" and Stephen King had a quote on the front. Absolutely ridiculous.
Awesome.