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Quote: SimonWing @ May 15 2013, 11:36 PM BST

Have there been any threads started by complete mentals for me to catch-up with?

Run away while you still can

It's too late for the rest of us....

Have had a dig in the garden as am feeling generally fed up, seems to have worked a little bit. I'm going to plant some wildflowers so I can have a meadow in my back garden.

Sounds nice

It'll help all the dandelions to blend in nicely ;)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 16 2013, 10:34 AM BST

Have had a dig in the garden as am feeling generally fed up, seems to have worked a little bit. I'm going to plant some wildflowers so I can have a meadow in my back garden.

Wild flowers are what I call the hitchhikers I pick up from the side of the road.

Whislte Maxwells Silver Hammer

That's true

Now all you need is some damn sunshine to make em grow

Are you listening God?

How about a bit o sun then?? Come on man!

Quote: sootyj @ May 16 2013, 11:34 AM BST

Whislte Maxwells Silver Hammer

:D

I'll never be lonely again Errr

Quote: lofthouse @ May 16 2013, 11:35 AM BST

How about a bit o sun then?? Come on man!

Was splitting the stones here about half an hour ago, but now there's massive black clouds abrewing.

Yeaa same here

Depressing

See this is why I have a vitamin D deficiency!

Have some sesame seeds Lofty.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 16 2013, 11:35 AM BST

Are you listening God?

How about a bit o sun then?? Come on man!

You rain on me and I'll thump you so hard you'll need to rest for 6 bloody days!

Another trenchant sermon from Pope Lofty the first, delivered in his sacred string vest and y fronts whilst holding alot the sacred papal can of Special Brew.

(The Tablet May 2013)

:O

Did I really say that?

Blimey

That's not too good

I knew I should have gone on that Poping course at the local tec

Ah well

Papal infalabilty n all that

Ellie had to have a filling yesterday and has a very bruised chin. Stupid dentist.

Last night Chip dreamt zooo had a book out called "The Yellow House" and Stephen King had a quote on the front. Absolutely ridiculous.

Quote: L.E. @ May 16 2013, 12:16 PM BST

Ellie had to have a filling yesterday and has a very bruised chin. Stupid dentist.

Dentist, eh? We believe you. ;)

Quote: L.E. @ May 16 2013, 12:16 PM BST

Ellie had to have a filling yesterday and has a very bruised chin. Stupid large testicled dentist.

I think I've got that DVD somewhere.

Quote: chipolata @ May 16 2013, 12:23 PM BST

Last night Chip dreamt zooo had a book out called "The Yellow House" and Stephen King had a quote on the front. Absolutely ridiculous.

Awesome.

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