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Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2013, 11:52 AM BST

Statistically the death sentence for killing a police officer or murder carried out with a fire arm.
If you put yourself in a position of being caught for either.
You got a trial and if found guilty 3 weeks later you were dead.
Maybe it's time to ring it back.
Rehabilitate the c**ts in the afterlife.

I just finished re-reading 'Dad Help Me Please', the story of Derek Bentley.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4927593/Rich-families-hire-disabled-people-to-beat-queues-at-Disney-World.html

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 15 2013, 1:02 PM BST

I just finished re-reading 'Dad Help Me Please', the story of Derek Bentley.

That was a ridiculous miscarriage of justice.

But it can't change the whole of the law.

That said I remember being chilled by the tale of how the last man hanged in Bristol prison was allowed a couple of hours lie in. Because well it didn't seem fair to get him up early to die.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 15 2013, 2:18 PM BST

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4927593/Rich-families-hire-disabled-people-to-beat-queues-at-Disney-World.html

It's the way it should be. What's the point of being 'wealthy' if you have to go around queuing places!

Old Rocker when you finished with the book could you let Ben have it?

The Star Wars convention at Norwich turned a bit lively I do hope Marc P wasn't involved.

Why? did a woman turn up ?

They started fighting with Dr Who fans

Well they did say it was about time

Norfolk Police said the call came from a police box, I knew that Dr Who was a f**king midnight!

Holy crap, it's true: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222

I hope Batman goes to the next one and sorts these Jokers out.

Surely Jeremy Bullock is a Star Wars actor rather than a Doctor Who actor.

No wonder there was a ruck.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22547682

How about a large arse hole with a mystic finger inserting an enema?

No thanks I've just had my lunch

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