Quote: Lee @ May 9 2013, 9:09 PM BSTThings I wish I hadn't have clicked on...
Scaaaary baby.
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When you go to the loo at work for a Jimmy
And you shake your J.T. rapidly to make sure all the wee has definitely come out
Is that it?
Yep think that's the lot
So you pop your skin flute back in your kecks
Only for a torrent of piss to dribble down your thigh 
Bollocking hell fire
Then you have to stealthily get back to your desk without anyone seeing your pissy pantaloons
Tis a bitch right?
Right?
FCK YOU!!
Im 40 bastard years old
I'm allowed to wee on myself if I want
Sue me
Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 10:03 PM BSTWhen you go to the loo at work for a Jimmy
And you shake your J.T. rapidly to make sure all the wee has definitely come out
Is that it?
Yep think that's the lot
So you pop your skin flute back in your kecks
Only for a torrent of piss to dribble down your thigh
Bollocking hell fire
Then you have to stealthily get back to your desk without anyone seeing your pissy pantaloons
Tis a bitch right?
Right?
FCK YOU!!
Im 40 bastard years old
I'm allowed to wee on myself if I want
Sue me
Didn't you get your letter through on your birthday. Once you hit 40 you have to sit down for a piss!
I'm not sitting on the toilet at work!!
Imagine all the big hairy buttocks that have sat on it
Eeeeeewwwww!!
I might catch the aids
Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 10:10 PM BSTI'm not sitting on the toilet at work!!
Imagine all the big hairy buttocks that have sat on it
Eeeeeewwwww!!
I might catch the aids
Good point!
Looks like dark trousers then!
Or man pampers
They leave me feeling confident and dry all day long
Even if I go roller blading
I'm not letting faulty plumbing spoil my day
Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 10:17 PM BSTOr man pampers
They leave me feeling confident and dry all day long
Even if I go roller blading
I'm not letting faulty plumbing spoil my day
You've always got the option of just pissing yourself and not worrying about it... Then you'll find you don't need to go to work anymore!
It's an option..
Maybe I should start shitting myself too
Just to be on the safe side
That's more something for the fetish thread.
Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 10:10 PM BSTI'm not sitting on the toilet at work!!
Imagine all the big hairy buttocks that have sat on it
Eeeeeewwwww!!
I might catch the aids
Just put some bog roll on each side = no Aids.
You can catch it off the toilet door handles though.
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 10 2013, 12:08 AM BSTJust put some bog roll on each side = no Aids.
You can catch it off the toilet door handles though.
Will.I.am....
Will.I.am??
Bellend.I.am , more like
Dickhead!
You do know they can smell the piss even if they can't see it.
People who expect you to do things to help them but grumble any time they are asked help.
People who expect you to do things to help them but grumble any time they are asked help.