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Quote: L.E. @ May 14 2013, 11:44 AM BST

Do I want to ask why?

Wait a week and find out

Quote: L.E. @ May 14 2013, 10:38 AM BST

I don't think we can have confetti as we're getting married in central London - litter issues.

Colours we're thinking sapphire blue but I don't want a cold feeling... maybe yellows too.

Yellow isn't necessarily warm, unless it's an orangey yellow.

Could have purple with blue?

I just basically always want everything to be purple.

I've never actually been to a wedding. Just one wedding reception.

I avoid them wherever possible. I am allergic to small talk, speeches and dancing.

Actually all of those are the reception. Weddings are fine but you can't ever just go to that bit.

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2013, 7:34 PM BST

I avoid them wherever possible. I am allergic to small talk, speeches and dancing.

is that how you ended up dating Stephen hawking?

I nearly fainted at my wedding, my wife had to hold me up.

Quote: Ben @ May 14 2013, 7:31 PM BST

I've never actually been to a wedding. Just one wedding reception.

Thought you were at bussells marriage hustle?

Quote: Pingl @ May 14 2013, 7:39 PM BST

I nearly fainted at my wedding, my wife had to hold me up.

Was it just pure terror, or had you been too nervous to eat.

Quote: sootyj @ May 14 2013, 7:41 PM BST

Thought you were at bussells marriage hustle?

No, I couldn't get the day off work for that unfortunately. Otherwise he could have taken my virginity. Again.

Not been to a wedding in years...do you hear that L.E?? Angelic

Quote: zooo @ May 14 2013, 7:43 PM BST

Was it just pure terror, or had you been too nervous to eat.

Pissed as a fart is my guess.

Whats the new drunken detective thriller called?

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 14 2013, 8:45 PM BST

Pissed as a fart is my guess.

Is it better than murder by the pint?

I'm going to a wedding on Saturday. Looking forward to it and the food but how long do I have to thole the reception!!!!

Quote: keewik @ May 14 2013, 9:51 PM BST

I'm going to a wedding on Saturday. Looking forward to it and the food but how long do I have to thole the reception!!!!

I've never tholed a reception in my life!

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