Quote: zooo @ May 14 2013, 11:06 AM BSTThat is a good plan if you're ever in a shootout though. Always pretend to be dead.
Providing they don't check for bullet holes or blood.
How many times do you breathe per day? Page 5
Get someone else's blood and smear it all over you.
Quote: zooo @ May 14 2013, 11:10 AM BSTGet someone else's blood and smear it all over you.
I'm starting to think it'd be easier just getting shot to death.
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2013, 10:57 AM BSTWhen I was young I went through a period of thinking a mad man with a knife was in my room every night, and the only way to stop him from giving me a stabbing was to not breath so he thought I was already dead. Thankfully I grew out of it as lying perfectly still trying not to breath is hard work.
You bloody tease, all those nights I was thinking well I won't bloody my knife he's dead already.
Quote: chipolata @ May 14 2013, 11:11 AM BSTI'm starting to think it'd be easier just getting shot to death.
You've got no stamina!
Quote: sootyj @ May 14 2013, 11:11 AM BSTYou bloody tease, all those nights I was thinking well I won't bloody my knife he's dead already.
It was a weird logic that doesn't make any sense in retrospect.
Quote: zooo @ May 14 2013, 11:13 AM BSTYou've got no stamina!
Pff! I've plenty of stamen.
No its not, have you ever tried cleaning a gore splattered knife?
I used to make sure my neck was covered up, in case a vampire came in my room.
Quote: zooo @ May 14 2013, 11:24 AM BSTI used to make sure my neck was covered up, in case a vampire came on my room.
Zooo what kind of vampire books have you been reading?
Quote: zooo @ May 14 2013, 11:24 AM BSTI used to make sure my neck was covered up, in case a vampire came in my room.
Nutter.
It was after watching Fright Night on video at someone's 10th birthday party. But really I needn't have worried, since they can't even come in the house unless you invite them. DUH.
Can you all stop taking this important thread off topic, please. I don't mess with other people nonsense...!
I used to hide under my covers and not breathe too, just in case the monsters knew I was there.
I also used to have a high bed which monsters could have parties underneath. It was terrifying.
It looked kinda like this.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 14 2013, 11:42 AM BSTCan you all stop taking this important thread off topic, please. I don't mess with other people nonsense...!
Ungrateful moaner! This has now overtaken your Sick Jokes thread to become your most succesful thread ever.
Quote: L.E. @ May 14 2013, 11:47 AM BSTI used to hide under my covers and not breathe too, just in case the monsters knew I was there.
I also used to have a high bed which monsters could have parties underneath. It was terrifying.
It looked kinda like this.
I would have loved a bed like this when I was younger. With or without an L.E. in it.