What did you think you had invented?
Things you thought you had invented?
The fridge door alarm. It goes off if you leave the fridge door open too long, to let you know if the fridge hasn't closed properly. Turned out I'd been beaten to it 
I could've been a millionaire.
That thing where the girl is on top, playing the national anthem on a flute whilst you do her up the bottom whilst I mentally prepare alternative strategies for ancient battles. But then I saw it in a film one day
Yeah I've seen that film. Quite a haunting scene.
No More Health & Safety
A cure for Jimmy Carr's Laugh 
A pair of y-fronts - with a fly at the back as well as the front
Normally, during the winter months, you have to plonk your bare buttock cheeks down on an icy cold bog seat when you go for your morning poo
Not anymore
With my new "y-y-front" pants, you can leave your nice warm cosy pants on when you sit on the loo and simply jettison your fecal waste through the handy bum-fly opening at the rear
Only £10 for one pair
Or £47.99 for two pairs
Why not just invent the heated toilet seat?
How about an electric bath?
Quote: David Smith @ May 13 2013, 7:14 PM BSTHow about an electric bath?
How about electrocution?
I knew that was already invented.
David Smith
Marc,You know your a funny guy.
masturbation, boy was that one embarassing afternoon at the patent office.
I wouldn't invent something like that.
I wouldn't turns out David Cameron has the patent on it.
Little bit of politics, up the miners I'm Ben Elton wheres my cheque?