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I saw some of my Tonka trucks in the loft the other day. They were all rusty and sharp edge, real sturdy bastards too (apart from the rust). Dayum, I use to love my Tonks. :(

It's not the big toe - though it IS the biggest. My toe next to the so-called big toe, is longer than the big toe, which is why it got stubbed as it sticks out further. Maybe I'm an alien.

Cue for a new thread - 'What is your biggest toe?'

Cue for a new thread - 'What is your biggest toe?'

Ooh that's supposed to mean something... but I can't remember what. Probably that you have a high IQ or something. ;)

Of course. Plus I am an alien and am going to bed now with a good book.

The Good Book?

Drukqs.

Quote: Lee @ May 12 2013, 12:14 AM BST

I saw some of my Tonka trucks in the loft the other day. They were all rusty and sharp edge, real sturdy bastards too (apart from the rust). Dayum, I use to love my Tonks. :(

Hope you haven't got one of these going rusty !

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BS-VINTAGE-TONKA-CHEVRON-TANKER-TRUCK-IN-SEALED-BOX-/370449429371?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item564081b37b

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 12 2013, 12:42 AM BST

Hope you haven't got one of these going rusty !

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BS-VINTAGE-TONKA-CHEVRON-TANKER-TRUCK-IN-SEALED-BOX-/370449429371?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item564081b37b

Schroedinger says that you cannot be sure if that truck is rusty too; it is both rusted and un-rusted.

"say nothing. No, don't look. It's just billwill pissed again."

:D

Quote: zooo @ May 12 2013, 12:09 AM BST

Yes I knowwww, Mr Pedantic. But broke sounds rather drastic and paints a picture of it hanging at some sickening angle.

Sorry about your toe/s zooo.

That's more like it.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 12 2013, 12:51 AM BST

"say nothing. No, don't look. It's just billwill pissed again."

:D

Of course it might be a dead or not-dead cat (kitten) in the box instead.

;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

Bought a marinated chicken fillet stuffed with spinach and fetta. It comes in a sealed plastic bag that can apparently go in the oven without the need to pierce as it will (suposedly) open on it's own.

I'm a little supicious of the whole thing and am expecting either a bang or melted plastic very soon.

Trying to write parody song 'Love is Like Battlefield'

F**king music.

Is thinking about this forum Cool.

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