Car Showroom forecourt
Smarmy salesman
"What about this, the Mercedes 5000L it's a dream.
Man
"Turn the engine over"
Salesman turns engine
Man
"No, I don't need to think I've got a load of Nazis down my neck every time I go for a spin."
Salesman
"What about this the Mitsubishi 5000L, its top of the range.
Man
"Turn the engine"
Man
"Sounds too much like a Jap staff car for my liking"
Salesman
"If you don't mind me saying so you look remarkably young to have been in the war"
Man
"I wasn't I'm only 32, anyway I'll have to get back to work"
Salesman
"Where do you work?"
Man
"Elstree Studios"
Salesman
Perks up
"So are you famous or something?"
Man
chuckles
"No I'm just the sound effects guy"