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Quote: David Smith @ May 11 2013, 5:29 PM BST

What do you think happens to you when you die?

A monkey eats your flesh and throws your bones in a ditch.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 11 2013, 5:47 PM BST

A monkey eats your flesh and throws your bones in a ditch.

.... Meanwhile chanting 'I do like to be beside the seaside!' well, why not?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 11 2013, 5:47 PM BST

A monkey eats your flesh and throws your bones in a ditch.

A kind of revenge of evolution with just a hint of irony

Quote: Pingl @ May 11 2013, 9:41 PM BST

A kind of revenge of evolution with just a hint of irony

Isn't that what they said about Dale Winton?

Omgomgomgomgomfggggg

They do...

CARAMEL WAGON WHEELS????

see? I told you f**kers! Now do you believe me???

THERE IS A GOD

Quote: lofthouse @ May 11 2013, 10:59 PM BST

Omgomgomgomgomfggggg

They do...

CARAMEL WAGON WHEELS????

see? I told you f**kers! Now do you believe me???

THERE IS A GOD

They are the food of the anti-Christ !

The only true Wagon Wheel is an original !

I like the ones with jam in.

:O

Spawn of the Devil !

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The plain ones are rather disappointing.

Quote: zooo @ May 12 2013, 12:49 AM BST

The plain ones are rather disappointing.

You're just compounding the blasphemy !

Sleep with the light on tonight !

I've always felt I should like wagon wheels, but I don't, its the biscuit bit I'm not keen on, the texture just isn't right. They are a suspicious snack :S

They're one of those things that always taste stale, no matter how fresh they are.
Fig rolls suffer a similar problem.

I ate a Wagon Wheel a while ago for the first time in years and it just seemed too sweet, but I used to love them as a kid, and they seemed HUGE then, have they fiddled around with the size?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 12 2013, 9:32 AM BST

I ate a Wagon Wheel a while ago for the first time in years and it just seemed too sweet, but I used to love them as a kid, and they seemed HUGE then, have they fiddled around with the size?

Indeed they have.

When I was about ten it took two of you to carry one out of the shop!

When your were ten you travelled to the shop IN a wagon

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