Fred was so pissed he swallowed a bowling ball.
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Jim didn't need to buy a skip ball
This was one hell of a kidney stone
Jim's penis had gained intelligence and was planning an uprising
Jim was now 70% sure he had been spiked
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 30 2009, 2:20 PM GMTBet you never thought you'd see this in Clintons.
Jack was going to have some fun kicking people on the backside from around a corner.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 30 2009, 3:47 PM GMTDr Seuss' new Book 'The Cock in the Sock' was going to have a big problem getting past the censors.
Hung Solo was about to go on his date with Princess Layher
Tim had misgivings about a genie with a Scouse accent.
7 pages of knob gags and smutty innuendo prove that British comedy is the best in the world.
Paddy was celebrating after becoming chairman of the Irish Micropenis Support Group.
Barry always got abuse when he went out clubing in his seventies style shirt.
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Thx to all once again.
John always puts his foot in his mouth after a few drinks
Absinthe makes the cock grow longer
Ended up cutting down to 7, altho' I doubt the Dr Seuss one would be used, it made me laugh some
The selected 7 be:
When I asked for a penis that was a foot I didn't mean this. - Fred Sunshine
He might have had a massive cock, but Brian would always have ginger pubes. - Nick Rivers/Eden Carter
Dave's new novelty colostomy bag was, for a short while, a hit with the ladies. - Nil Putters
All Dave needed now was a nice, quiet girl with a....... (OPEN CARD) ....Fanny like a bucket. – Feather
Bet you never thought you'd see this in Clintons. - Dolly Dagger
Johnsons 'Grow your Cock until it pokes out of your trouser leg and scrapes along the floor' Potion did exactly what it said on the bottle. - Fred Sunshine
Dr Seuss' new Book 'The Cock in the Sock' was going to have a big problem getting past the censors. - Fred Sunshine
These were the days