Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2013, 12:51 PM BSTPff. I could buy seventy pillows and none would have the special consistency of the one I just tragically lost.
How do you lose a pillow?
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Billwill has wasted most of the bank holiday on beer, burgers and bird browsing, the rest was spent trying to buy a rubber spanner.
I had to work
We've just been recalling the days when we had to wipe the weans' bums (they did only have one each) and how they'd lean forward and cling on to one of our legs while we did the business. Just thought I'd share that- blame Nick Cleg.
Chip dug his thicker jacket out again today.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 6 2013, 7:00 PM BSTHow do you lose a pillow?
Never you mind.
Over bitten??? 
Quote: Marc P @ May 10 2013, 11:04 AM BSTOver bitten???
Thats the usual look!!
I'm not sure what the BCG is anymore
Asylum? Lunatics?
BCG has more posts in the general section than the comedy section itself.
The David Smith Forums.
Quote: Ben @ May 10 2013, 10:02 PM BSTThe David Smith Forums.
Why have you made a forum about me then?
Quote: Ben @ May 10 2013, 10:02 PM BSTThe David Smith Forums.
Anyone ON The BCG Doesn't care what I post.Everybody hates me on this forum.I think I want to cry because of you guys.All you are mad at me.