British Comedy Guide

The BCG bar. Page 33

Thrust some pork scratchings into your DVD drive too

Thrust...

THRUST

sorry

Quote: lofthouse @ February 3 2013, 8:49 PM GMT

Got any booooze fot babiie?

Laughing out loud

Quote: lofthouse @ February 3 2013, 8:59 PM GMT

Thrust some pork scratchings into your DVD drive too

Thrust...

THRUST

sorry

Tut! Everybody knows you can't put pork scratchings into the DVD drive, they mess your computer up. they have to be crushed into the headphone socket.

I've decided to hide in here for a bit.
Just the usual please.

A pint of bitter please and McCoy's Crisp.

Happy hour is over.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 10 2013, 10:09 PM BST

Happy hour is over.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 10 2013, 10:09 PM BST

Happy hour is over.

Is it because I am not allowed here.

Orange juice please, just popping out for a fag

Am I allowed to hang out?

No, put it away David, you're scaring the children.

Quote: David Smith @ May 10 2013, 10:14 PM BST

Am I allowed to hang out?

No put it away and I'll get you a drink

Quote: Lee @ May 10 2013, 10:17 PM BST

No, put it away David, you're scaring the children.

Snap

Quote: Pingl @ May 10 2013, 10:17 PM BST

No put it away and I'll get you a drink

OK I LEAVE if I am not welcome.

Who's Bitter?

Quote: David Smith @ May 10 2013, 10:17 PM BST

OK I LEAVE if I am not welcome.

Hey David everyone's welcome in the BCG bar.

Quote: David Smith @ May 10 2013, 10:17 PM BST

OK I LEAVE if I am not welcome.

Of course your welcome, but your buying ;)

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