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Things I should like but I don't Page 8

Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2013, 12:37 PM BST

And punching cuckoo clocks when drunk.

...and praying at my Roger-Federer-Altar.

Quote: Lazzard @ May 10 2013, 12:38 PM BST
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Mmmm! Coke...

Are those 2 metal poles where FAMOUS CELEBRITY COCAINE ADDICTS nostrels go?

Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2013, 12:40 PM BST

Are those 2 metal poles where FAMOUS CELEBRITY COCAINE ADDICTS nostrels go?

Coke, two straws.

Quote: Lazzard @ May 10 2013, 12:38 PM BST

Mmmm! Coke...

Fair enough. You're probably more into this kind of coke, since you're into mind altering substances. ;)

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Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2013, 12:40 PM BST

Are those 2 metal poles where FAMOUS CELEBRITY COCAINE ADDICTS nostrels go?

Ooh, spooky coincidence!

Fanta is worse than Coke, in fact it's a form of Nazi Coke.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ May 10 2013, 12:50 PM BST

Fanta is worse than Coke, in fact it's a form of Nazi Coke.

I quite like Orangina - but not with food.
That much sugar will knock your taste buds for six.

It even says 'shake it to wake it' on the cans. Which feels like they're just setting you up for a spray in the face. I am suspicious.

Quote: Lazzard @ May 10 2013, 12:53 PM BST

I quite like Orangina - but not with food.
That much sugar will knock your taste buds for six.

Agree 2X. I like the red Orangina.

STANDARD INNUNEDO JOKE

Quote: zooo @ May 10 2013, 12:57 PM BST

It even says 'shake it to wake it' on the cans. Which feels like they're just setting you up for a spray in the face. I am suspicious.

STANDARD SELF CONGRATULATORY REMARK

Quote: zooo @ May 10 2013, 12:57 PM BST

It even says 'shake it to wake it' on the cans. Which feels like they're just setting you up for a spray in the face. I am suspicious.

Fear not.
Petillant rather than gazeuse as the French would say.
I.E. not that fizzy.

Oooh, fancy!

Maybe I shall brave a can of the petillant then.

Get a bottle. It's nicer.

A petulant drink lacking fizz?

Could be the drink of DISAPOINTING SITCOM WITH PAST IT STAR

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 10 2013, 12:58 PM BST

Agree 2X. I like the red Orangina.

Tried these yet?
Exellent.
They do a blood orange variant, too.

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What do the critics say about your new book MarcP?

Quote: Marc P @ May 10 2013, 1:05 PM BST

Get a bottle. It's nicer.

Ouch harsh!

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