I would because I would listen to the public and get the right cast and crew.
So why would you be one? 
Would you be a good comedy commissioner?
I'll give you a show David.
Any other questions?
That's cross between a booyah and a touche
So bouche!
Quote: David Smith @ May 6 2013, 12:57 PM BSTI would because I would listen to the public
Are you mental?
That's the worst thing you could do
The public are idiots!
I wouldn't listen to the public, and would only use people I was at school or university with.
Quote: David Smith @ May 6 2013, 12:57 PM BSTI would because I would listen to the public
Did they ask the public 'Do you want Big Top?'
Quote: beaky @ May 6 2013, 6:46 PM BSTI wouldn't listen to the public, and would only use people I was at school or university with.
But you did go to a public school?
Of course!
RAF, Navy or Army man...?
Certainly not, dear boy! Repton, Cambridge, then straight into the lion's mouth of the Edinburgh Festival.
You can't listen to the public, the public are the ones who keep watching Miranda!
I'd be brilliant, thanks for asking.
Quote: Agnes Guano @ May 22 2013, 9:33 PM BSTI'd be brilliant, thanks for asking.
The phrase "trying to commission the dead" comes to mind...
Quote: Oldrocker @ May 6 2013, 9:37 PM BSTDid they ask the public 'Do you want Big Top?'
I liked Big Top
(I wouldn't make a good commissioner.)