British Comedy Guide

AA

AN AA VAN SPEEDS TO AN ADDRESS, THE DRIVER GETS OUT WEARING A SKI MASK, HE IS CARRYING TWO BOTTLES OF WHISKEY, HE GOES TO THE DOOR WHERE A MAN IS STANDING, HE GIVES HIM THE BOTTLES.

GUY: Oh thanks! You’ve saved my life.

AA GUY: All part of the service sir. Goodnight now.

HE GOES BACK TO THE VAN WHERE HE TAKES A SWING OF A BOTTLE.

VO: Alcoholics anonymous! We’re here to help.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 10, 2008, 7:49 PM

AN AA VAN SPEEDS TO AN ADDRESS, THE DRIVER GETS OUT WEARING A SKI MASK, HE IS CARRYING TWO BOTTLES OF WHISKEY, HE GOES TO THE DOOR WHERE A MAN IS STANDING, HE GIVES HIM THE BOTTLES.

GUY: Oh thanks! You’ve saved my life.

AA GUY: All part of the service sir. Goodnight now.

HE GOES BACK TO THE VAN WHERE HE TAKES A SWING OF A BOTTLE.

VO: Alcoholics anonymous! We’re here to help.

Um Ray - aren't AA supposed to STOP the drinking?

Surely he should come rushing round and clear the house of all his alcohol.

Would work better if you changed it to anonymous alcoholics?

Could do it with a whole bunch of really dull alcoholics ignoring each other.

I liked it Ray.

I think that Ray meant anonymous alcohlics rather than alcoholics anonymous Laughing out loud

I'm drunk! I don't know what i meant Laughing out loud But yes, Adam was spot on.

OK Ray. I'll let you have that one then.

In which case, The Man from Delmonte says yes.

You are soooo kind. :D

Sorry Ray but I just can't help feeling I've heard this one before :P

Well done, good one! :D

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