British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 1,234

I completely agree, for the reason that if it was your last day you would spend it hysterically crying on the floor.

That, too.

Quote: keewik @ May 6 2013, 11:58 PM BST

Silly bastards who say 'treat each day as if it were your last'. If you did that ... Day 1 - no housework. Day 2, 3, 4, etc. Same thing. So eventually you live in squalor and it would indeed be your last day, probably prematurely, as you'd die of plague/food poisoning/whatever.

Well day 1-4 sound good.

Things that piss me off: Noisy eaters.

I treat each day like its my last

I lie in bed full of morphine weeping

Realising that you don't have much food to take for lunch tomorrow.

Old f**kers (or young f**kers) who daydream out of a supermarket infront of you reading their receipt then stop, blocking the doorway, when they see it is raining......BASTARDS!!!

America

What a cesspit of filth, scum, corruption and sleaze

Oh, and if there's any Americans reading this - I mean you too

You and your disgusting shithole of a country can f**k off and die

That is all

Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 8:43 PM BST

America

What a cesspit of filth, scum, corruption and sleaze

Oh, and if there's any Americans reading this - I mean you too

You and your disgusting shithole of a country can f**k off and die

That is all

Keep shtum!
They can make you go...

Image
Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 8:43 PM BST

America

What a cesspit of filth, scum, corruption and sleaze

Oh, and if there's any Americans reading this - I mean you too

You and your disgusting shithole of a country can f**k off and die

That is all

Have you ever been?

Paypal, the scum bags.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 8:43 PM BST

America

What a cesspit of filth, scum, corruption and sleaze

Oh, and if there's any Americans reading this - I mean you too

You and your disgusting shithole of a country can f**k off and die

That is all

I love the way your jaunty 'Jesus saves!!' sig looks underneath posts like these...

Quote: zooo @ May 9 2013, 9:00 PM BST

I love the way your jaunty 'Jesus saves!!' sig looks underneath posts like these...

I'd like to know what his opinion is about a country that drops depleted uranium on a third world country causing the children born there to end up like this ...

*NSFW AND EXTREMELY DISTURBING*

http://www.iraqichristians.info/Photo/Depleted_Uranium_Iraq_2.jpg

Oh and this would be the same country whose government sold bubonic plague cultures to the same country...

I could go on

And on..

Things I wish I hadn't have clicked on...

People annoying the repo men.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 9 2013, 9:08 PM BST

I'd like to know what his opinion is about a country that drops depleted uranium on a third world country causing the children born there to end up like this ...

*NSFW AND EXTREMELY DISTURBING*

http://www.iraqichristians.info/Photo/Depleted_Uranium_Iraq_2.jpg

Oh and this would be the same country whose government sold bubonic plague cultures to the same country...

I could go on

And on..

He'd probably be miffed.

Share this page