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The Apprentice - Series 9 Page 4

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 8 2013, 2:26 PM BST

I actually think the BBC should have stepped in and given make-up advice - it's got out of hand. Uzma's foundation is designed for a very pale blonde woman, not a Middle-Easten one. She looks reverse-blacked up.

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She looks like she could be very pretty without all that crap on her.

Such a shame this is what people seem to think "looks nice."

I thought she had beautiful eyes, I commented on that to my wife. I did say the 'tutty' was put on a bit thick and her hair was a ratty mess.
My wife informed me that, that is the way it is these days.

I think because they're on TV, the women worry about how they'll look and overcompensate with the slap. It's notable that the girl who overcompensated worst was one of the older contestants (32).

That fat little Asian's a nasty shit. So's the Welsh guy with the weird face.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 8 2013, 2:26 PM BST

And lipstick over the lip line! Always makes you look like a fading porn actress. Do you think we can't see where your lips end? And the dodgy eyebrow waxing is not just the preserve of the women this time, we have a bloke who's made himself look like a burns victim.

I actually think the BBC should have stepped in and given make-up advice - it's got out of hand. Uzma's foundation is designed for a very pale blonde woman, not a Middle-Easten one. She looks reverse-blacked up.

This might be the first show you deliberately don't watch in HD.

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She is ugly isn't she? ;)

Are there no natural eyebrowed women left??

'You can smell the bottle' Laughing out loud

She looks like all of Five Star (now) squished together.

Anyway, enough bullying of the poor woman. Feel bad now.

The brewing task was so bad that I thought Sugar was going to turn to alcohol.

Laughing out loud

What, al of the sugar?

Some of the girls in this look like they should be on TOWIE.

When it comes to critical calculations, it's important to have the figures checked by someone else. I'm surprised an entire team didn't know this.

Quote: Nogget @ May 9 2013, 8:02 PM BST

When it comes to critical calculations, it's important to have the figures checked by someone else. I'm surprised an entire team didn't know this.

I'm surprised Nasa didn't know this when a multi-billion dollar mission to Mars was trashed because they accidentally used inches instead of centimetres.

Quote: chipolata @ May 10 2013, 10:39 AM BST

a multi-billion dollar mission to Mars

I do hope that's next week's task.

Quote: chipolata @ May 10 2013, 10:39 AM BST

I'm surprised Nasa didn't know this when a multi-billion dollar mission to Mars was trashed because they accidentally used inches instead of centimetres.

And still these girlies found Earth...

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