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Quote: sootyj @ February 10, 2008, 6:32 PM

Aaron ?

It my new swearword you Aaron

Aaah not bad, is it cos it's the name of one of the kid singers in Hanson?

Bumbersnatter.

Quote: sootyj @ February 10, 2008, 6:06 PM

Pah you colonials, have obviously forgotten how to speak the Queens english.

I remember the queens last Xmas message,

"Screw you chavs, and scumbags, I'm the dogs bollocks, and you're just it's shit, check out my crown it's propa bling, you scumbags, probably wank over the jewelery in Argos catalog's, bitches,"

Made me proper proud to be English.

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Quote: sootyj @ February 10, 2008, 6:06 PM

What's the proper term for, not going for a poo at home so you can go at the loo at work, thus saving 15 minutes off the working day?

Socialism.

Quote: Curt @ February 10, 2008, 6:00 PM

This sentence was so riddled with slang I thought I was watching "Snatch". Let me see if I got this right: Use his stream (like a stream of urine?) widdle (does this mean urine?) to clear all the skids (people you dislike? Actual skids of wood? or does it mean marks on a floor) from a lavvy (that means bathroom right?) and I figured out the rest.

"The act of a gentleman to use his stream of urine to clear all the shit marks from a toilet, so as to give a false impression of cleanliness."

Quote: ajp29 @ February 10, 2008, 6:43 PM

It my new swearword you Aaron

Adam, you are SO totally French.

Quote: Aaron @ February 10, 2008, 7:04 PM

Adam, you are SO totally French.

:O

That's just going too far!

It's the real argument killer. The finisher. If someone had said it to Hitler in 1938, we wouldn't have had all that war hassle.

Sorry Aaron but that's a real Belgian attitude.

Beat that!

Quote: Aaron @ February 10, 2008, 11:18 PM

It's the real argument killer. The finisher.

Then you should have said:

...you're SO French

(booh oui oui! Pickez vous zat one out!)

Dunno if this counts but my flatmate has taken to calling everyone "Butter nut fudge munchers". Not even sure what it means but I know it has to be filthy!

Quote: sootyj @ February 10, 2008, 11:24 PM

Sorry Aaron but that's a real Belgian attitude.

Beat that!

Meh, the Belgian's aren't so bad. A bit odd, but not world-renowned garlic munching surrender monkeys. ;)

Aaron do you have an embargo on everything French?

Hmm, no, not a blanket ban as such. Hmmmmmm.

Cos they've got some good stuff!!

Well two that I can think of.

one two

Any more?

Quote: zooo @ February 11, 2008, 12:04 AM

Cos they've got some good stuff!!

Any more?

Ahh, je t'aimes

Quote: zooo @ February 11, 2008, 12:04 AM

Cos they've got some good stuff!!

Well two that I can think of.

one two

Any more?

I almost mentioned the second as being a good thing. The first is certainly not bad. And that whole baguette dealie I can't really fault.

Oh, and The Phantom of the Opera of course! Or I suppose that I should say Le Fantôme de l’Opéra.

Supposedly, crisps were invented by a French chef when a Belgian (?) customer demanded that his potatoes by sliced thinner and thinner and thinner.

And 'Allo 'Allo! too! :D

France gave me my hot French teacher, Miss Alicia and for that I will be eternally grateful.

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