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Things I should like but I don't Page 5

I'm not gone on French kissing...the really sloppy type anyway.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 8 2013, 11:11 PM BST

That's mainly the Dubs.

The Irish can make anything sound great, its there lilting accents that make them such great story tellers.

I don't like this cheek kissing stuff, especially the weirdos who go in for multiple kissing, far to European. It makes me uncomfortable as I don't understand the rules, whats wrong with a nice firm handshake or nod of the head.

Quote: Pingl @ May 8 2013, 11:12 PM BST

Ha your right I couldn't even remember what this thread was about :O

What did I come upstairs for?

Go back where you started from or, as Bill Bryson says, it's when you can't remember where you started from that you have a problem !

I don't like statutory holidays.

Quote: zooo @ May 8 2013, 9:37 PM BST

'Clubbing.' Sick

It always baffled me why anyone would want to go to a place to meet people, where you can't hear what anyone says. Presumably it's for people who are ineloquent, and the noise covers that up.

However, at least for the past few decades the music has been less awful than the disco they used to play.

The big thing I don't like but 'should' is alcohol. I don't mind if others want to abuse this drug, but I don't care for the way I can be made to feel ostracised for my abstinence. And what's with doing alcohol with meals? It anaesthetizes your tongue and stops you tasting the food! If you must do drugs at the table, at least do one which enhances the experience.

Blowjobs.

Not keen on 'em, frankly.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 9 2013, 10:33 AM BST

Blowjobs.

Not keen on 'em, frankly.

Are you a girl? ;)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 9 2013, 10:33 AM BST

Blowjobs.

Not keen on 'em, frankly.

You told me you liked giving them! Teary

The difference between waterboarding and blowjobs is, that giving a waterboarding session can be a bit of fun, but getting it is pretty awful. With blowjobs it's the other way round.

You Swiss really need something better to do with your spare time.

You mean we should stop waterboarding?

Amongst other things...

Charming!

I hate the new version of R&B and soul. Everybody else seems to like it and to consider it as highly artistic and emotional music.

Wedding receptions. I enjoy the ceremony and the meal. Then I want to leave instead of socialising.

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