British Comedy Guide

Things I should like but I don't

Just a list of those strange things that you're really supposed to like and you don't but no one else understands.
Like creepy uncle Jeff who always wanted to give you bikes when mum was around and kisses when she wasn't.

Sootyj's list

1 Skype.
Because I don't always want to talk, it takes what little romance emailing had left.

2 Game of Thrones.
I like Conan the Barbarian, I like the Sopranos. Combining them is somehow like custard and fishfingers to me.

3 Zebras.
C**ts.

Anything written by Simon Pegg.

It really pisses me off that he's cornered the market for geek humour -- something I should be predisposed to love -- and does such a f**king atrocious job at it.

Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2013, 9:02 PM BST

3 Zebras.
C**ts.

Just their c**ts?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 8 2013, 9:08 PM BST

Anything written by Simon Pegg.

It really pisses me off that he's cornered the market for geek humour -- something I should be predisposed to love -- and does such a f**king atrocious job at it.

:O Are you dissing Hot Fuzz?

Zebras are 100% c**ts.

Simon Pegg's early stuff is still good fun. But like Adam Sandler he just doesn't convince as a loveable loser when he doesn't seem to believe it himself.

Star Wars I, II, III

I was a mega fan and shoud have liked them but didn't

Cricket.My family love cricket but I don't

Quote: Nogget @ May 8 2013, 9:09 PM BST

:O Are you dissing Hot Fuzz?

Yes. It was shit. As was the zombie thing, and Spaced.

I've just seen the trailer for the new one and that looks shit too.

Re Simon Pegg. Judging by the trailer The World's End looks distinctly average.

Lager.

Quote: Lee @ May 8 2013, 9:17 PM BST

Lager.

:O

Worlds End just looks like a scifi Sean of the Dead

I like the films because they're basically Spaced the movie. If I hadn't loved Spaced I'm not so sure.

4 Dry Cider and Dry red wine
I should have a sophisticated pallete I don't. I like candy coloured fruit ciders aimed at ladys, lady boys and pooftahs.
I am none of the above!

Quote: Lee @ May 8 2013, 9:17 PM BST

Lager.

Do the bubbles hurt your nose?

The Body.

What's this thing with zebras? How many have you met?

'Clubbing.' Sick
And no, I do not mean baby seals. Although that's not all that much fun either.

Quote: zooo @ May 8 2013, 9:37 PM BST

'Clubbing.' Sick
And no, I do not mean baby seals. Although that's not all that much fun either.

:O Everyone likes clubbing zooo.

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