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The Apprentice - Series 9 Page 2

One of them says "I'm not the Lone Ranger." This sounds quite sensible-must be slipping. How about "I am the Lone Ranger and I wear a mask and everything. Excuse me while I take my pet goldfish for a walk."
It's somewhere for the show to go, take people who have been commited...

Decided they are cocks already!

Jason Leech is first to go.

Quote: bigfella @ May 7 2013, 9:04 PM BST

Decided they are cocks already!

The bigger the cocks, the more the fun!

Hows the new chicken farming business going?

Quote: bigfella @ May 7 2013, 9:04 PM BST

Decided they are cocks already!

Ooh bad luck fella

Quote: chipolata @ May 7 2013, 9:07 PM BST

Jason Leech is first to go.

The bigger the cocks, the more the fun!

That chat up line never works.

Quote: chipolata @ May 7 2013, 9:07 PM BST

Jason Leech is first to go.

The women's project manager to go, if they lose.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 7 2013, 9:11 PM BST

The women's project manager to go, if they lose.

She is dreadful. And also her business idea is to help iliterate kids?? Sugar's not going to be interested in that.

"You've won, so shut up." Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ May 7 2013, 9:12 PM BST

She is dreadful. And also her business idea is to help iliterate kids?? Sugar's not going to be interested in that.

He can't bloody read and he's a racking bazillionare

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 7 2013, 9:40 PM BST

"You've won, so shut up." Laughing out loud

Booyah lord sir aslan

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 7 2013, 9:40 PM BST

"You've won, so shut up." Laughing out loud

That guy doesn't behave normally, like he's got some condition.

"I'm not Man, I'm Lord Sugar." >_<

Quote: Nogget @ May 7 2013, 9:45 PM BST

That guy doesn't behave normally, like he's got some condition.

He's got a weird vulnerability that might make him oddly endearing as the series progresses.

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 7 2013, 9:11 PM BST

The women's project manager to go, if they lose.

Booyah!

You can't. Booyah yourself there's rules about these things

Quote: chipolata @ May 7 2013, 9:12 PM BST

She is dreadful. And also her business idea is to help iliterate kids??

Ironical word to misspell?

Quote: sootyj @ May 7 2013, 10:06 PM BST

You can't. Booyah yourself there's rules about these things

Ok...

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 7 2013, 9:11 PM BST

The women's project manager to go, if they lose.

Boutros!!

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